Kai: I love you guys! You're the best things to ever happen to me!
Layla: ...We're the best things to ever happen to you?
Kai: Yeah!
Eden: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you...
...
Wei [Kai's brother]: What's your body count?
Eden: Idk like 30?
Wei: DAMN YOU ARE A HOE
Eden: What? Oh are we talking about people we've slept with?!
Wei: ...Yeah?
Eden: Well I've never done that!
Wei: Bro what does 30 mean?
Eden: .... :)
Wei: WHAT DOES 30 MEAN?!
...
Layla: Beep beep beep, your mom's an antiquity

YOU ARE READING
I dump all my non-fandom OC lore
RandomAssorted OCs! Some have no designs so I'll just describe it Btw they're sorted in order of titles