I dump all my non-fandom OC lore

getting attached to my own trio now I feel guilty for killing one of 'em off

Kai: I love you guys! You're the best things to ever happen to me!

Layla: ...We're the best things to ever happen to you?

Kai: Yeah!

Eden: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you...

...

Wei [Kai's brother]: What's your body count?

Eden: Idk like 30?

Wei: DAMN YOU ARE A HOE

Eden: What? Oh are we talking about people we've slept with?!

Wei: ...Yeah?

Eden: Well I've never done that!

Wei: Bro what does 30 mean?

Eden: .... :)

Wei: WHAT DOES 30 MEAN?!

...

Layla: Beep beep beep, your mom's an antiquity