I dump all my non-fandom OC lore

the Hat Man

Kai: You ever get so tired you start seeing spiders?

Eden: Me when I take 17 benedryl and start seeing the Hat Man

Kai: the WHO?!

Eden: Oh? This not a safe place suddenly?

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Kai: Sis is this you right here in this alley?

Eden: Sis if you see a bitch in the alley wearing all black that is NOT me! Go the other way!

Kai, staring at Kirito: ...Who is this?

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Kai: JUST SHUT UP!

Kai: I am going to kill the next person I fucking see istg

Jacques: Hello! Hi! I'm so happy to see you!!!!

*insert Eden and Layla laughing their asses off*

Kai: Hey! Omg....

Kai: Omg what's going on...?

Jacques: Wow! I'm so happy to see you( 〃▽〃)

*happy Jacques noises*

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(The trio playing video games)

Layla: Okay I'm helping!

Eden: Thanks(^-^)/

Layla: I'm helping!

Layla: FIGHT ME DEMON!!!! GET OUT OF HERE BROTHERS!!!! *closes elevator*

*insert the demon getting into the elevator and decimating the duo as Kai screams for dear life*

Layla: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Eden: 😐😐😐😐😐😐

Layla: Why did that turn on- WHY?!

Layla: YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO FACE ME!!!!!

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(More of Eden bothering Kai's siblings cause I find it amusing)

Wei: Hey can I have a sip of your water?

Eden: It's not water

Wei: Vodka, eh? I like your style!

Eden: It's vinegar

Wei: Wha-

Eden: It's vinegar, pussy