From the living and Modern world, An individual, named Vincent Abraham O'Callahan, used to be known as "The Vigilant Assassin" roaming the streets of Detroit, Michigan putting an end to every and stopping fugitives and criminals. Then One day when h...
We cut to the next day at the I.M.P. Building where Blitza is holding a meeting.
Blitza: Alright. Now, I know business has been... a bit slow lately, yes. It's no one's fault, okay? I'm not naming any names here...*looks at Moxxie* Moxxie.
Moxxie gave her a "WTF?" Face
Blitza: Now, does anyone have... any bright ideas on how we can get business drummin' up again?
Millie: *Le Gasp* What. About. A Car Wash🤩!
Vincent: *Thoughts* Do they have car washes in hell?
Blitza: This is Hell, Millie. No one cares about cars being clean here, okay?
Vincent: *Thoughts* Nevermind.
Blitza: *thinks for a second* Wh- Ooh! What about a billboard? [Blitza waves her hands in excitement]
Moxxie: *annoyed while rolling her eyes* we can't afford a billboard, ma'am.
Blitza: *wraps her arm over Moxxie's shoulder while being sarcastic* Helpful, Moxxie. Really glad you're in the room right now. *pushes Moxxie away* Have you girls, and guy, forgotten what service we provide?
Blitza turns on a TV that shows the I.M.P. crew brutally murdering people from the overworld as they are paid to do. Blitza whacks a man in the face with a mallet, Moxxie is blown away firing a shotgun through the mouth of a man tied to a chair, Loona swings a man back and forth in her mouth, and Millie decapitates someone with a harpoon and laughs. Then, it zooms out to everyone watching the TV, with Loona, Millie, and Blitza eating popcorn.
Vincent: Huh, neat. *Thoughts* Wait, where did they get the popcorn🤨?
Blitza: Ahh, those were the good times.
Moxxie: I don't need any reminding, ma'am. Considering you blew most of our salaries on an obnoxious TV ad last week. One that you then additionally paid to have run for a full three hours on a channel... nobody watches.
Vincent: Seriously? That's fucking stupid😑.
Moxxie: *Turns to Vincent* It is stupid.
Blitza: Uh, hey. Excuse me? What's "obnoxious" about a super-fun jingle, alright? It's a fun distraction when an advertisement's spittin' bullshit!
Millie: People love musicals, ma'am!
Blitza: EXACTLY MILLIE😁! And we're basically doin' a musical. *does jazz hands* Are you gonna crush my musical theatre dreams like my dad did😡?
Moxxie: Ma'am—
Blitza: 'Cause, right now? All I see is just my dad's asshole talking to me! Crushing my dreams of being who I truly am inside🥺.
Millie: Are you tryin' to crush her dreams, Moxxie?
Moxxie: I--what?
Millie: *Flirtatiously* I thought i knew you.
Blitza: I can't believe you Moxxie! After I made you employee of the month!
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