We cut to the IMP Building, where Blitza was having "fun" with a body pillow of Vincent. Suddenly, she heard sucking noise and it was coming from outside; She decided to go outside and investigate. She opened one of the windows and found out that an female imp-wearing a purple shirt, blue pants and helmet, and a dark blue parachute-was climbing her tower.
Blitza: Hey stop climbing my tower with suction cups!
???: Fuck you, I'm climbing your tower with suction cups!
Blitza: Why my tower?!
???: Why not your tower?!
Blitza: Your smudging my windows, asshole😡!
???: I'll smudge your windows all I want! LOOK AT ME GO!!!
Blitza: Go suction cup someone else's tower!
???: That sounds very suggestive :/!
Blitza: Lick my cunt, Get off my tower!
The camera pans to view of the building, along with the climbing imp and Blitza in the same shot.
???: *Distance* What are you, Gay?!
Blitza: *Distance* MAYBE, BUT IT'S AN EXPRESSION! GET THE FUCK OFF MY TOWER!!!!
The camera switches back to Blitza, but to also the climbing imp as they argue.
???: NO! FUCK YOU!!
Blitza: FUCK YOU! WHAT'S YOUR NAME?!
???: *Raises Fist* SUCTION CUP IMP!!!
Blitza: My ass, what's your name?!
Suction Cup Imp: Da da da da da, Suction Cup Imp! LOOK AT ME GO!
Blitza: Get off my goddamn tower this instant!
Suction Cup Imp: I CAN'T!!
Blitza: Why the hell not?!
Suction Cup Imp: Can't down down, Dumbass! *Points up* I can only go up!
Blitza: *Dumbfounded* WHAT?!
Suction Cup Imp: *Points Up* I gotta reach the top and *Then Points down* ramp back down!
Blitza: *Makes turning gesture* You can't just turn around?
Suction Cup Imp: Of course I fucking can't! What are you, stupid?!
Blitza: It can't be that hard.
Suction Cup Imp: I don't see you climbing a fucking tower with suction cups.
Blitza has had enough of this and improvise
Blitza: *Leaves* Give me a minute.
Suction Cup Imp was confused on what she was doing and got curious
Suction Cup Imp: What are you doing?
Blitza: *Comes back* I have plungers! *Shows Plungers*
Suction Cup Imp: *Sarcastic* Oh, this is getting "real"!
Blitza: I'm coming for you, bitch!
Suction Cup Imp: You. Are Going. To kill yourself!
Blitza: Fuck You, *Steps back* Watch me!
Blitza jumps out the window and tries to "climb" the windows, but fails and plummets to the ground
Suction Cup Imp: For a gal in a suit, You're pretty fucking stupid!
Blitza: *Falls* FUCK YOU! I DIDN'T RUN THIS BUSINESS TO BE AN IDIOT, I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT I'VE-
Before she could finish, she ends up landing on the IMP Van and is probably dead, along with the plunger hitting the ground. The camera pans to Vincent with M n' M and Loona, being shocked after witnessing what they saw. Vincent notices the climber on the tower and pulls out a megaphone, for some reason.
Vincent: *On Megaphone* Hey! Get the fuck down!
Suction Cup Imp: *Distance* LICK MY CUNT!
Vincent: *On Megaphone* This is illegal!
Suction Cup Imp: *Distance* I don't know if it is, but fuck you anyways.
Vincent: *On Megaphone* Fuck you!
Suction Cup Imp: *Distance* FUCK YOU!
Vincent: *On Megaphone* FUCK YOU😡!!!
Suction Cup Imp: *Distance* Hey, I wrote you a song!
Vincent, M n' M, and Loona were confused
Vincent: *On Megaphone* What?
Suction Cup Imp: *Distance* It goes a little something like this! *Strums Guitar* FUCK YOU🖕!!!
Vincent had enough of this and decided to end it
Vincent: Moxxie, can you hand me the sniper rifle?
She hands Vincent the sniper rifle that he asked for and he thanks her for that
Vincent: Thanks
Vincent aims the sniper rifle at the climbing imp and shot her, just to hit the ground head on.
Suction Cup Imp: *Gets up* Fuck you! You can't kill Suction Cup Imp, *Leaves* Look at me go!
Vincent: Well son of a bitch.
The camera pans back to Blitza's body on the van and the chapter ends.
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One Helluva Assassin (Fem Helluva Boss x Male Assassin's Creed OC)
FanfictionFrom the living and Modern world, An individual, named Vincent Abraham O'Callahan, used to be known as "The Vigilant Assassin" roaming the streets of Detroit, Michigan putting an end to every and stopping fugitives and criminals. Then One day when h...
