One Helluva Assassin (Fem Helluva Boss x Male Assassin's Creed OC)

Harvest Moon Festival

*Cue the Intro!*

The scene opens up to a sunlit exterior of Stolara's mansion. A sigh of contentment from Stolara is heard. Vincent is shown lighting a cigarette on Stolara's bed, folding both of his arms behind his head.

Stolara: *Bonded* I'm sorry for having to move our little rendezvous early. I have an engagement this month on the full moon.

Stolara is shown wearing a ball gag and harness, her hands tied to the headboard with rope.

Vincent: I've had my first time, so I'm not complaining.

He uses the cigarette to burn the rope, freeing Stolara, who takes Vincent's cigarette from him and takes a long drag of it.

Vincent: But, do you really need the book for this farm bullshit? My boss has, like, fifteen new clients waitin' for heads to roll.

Stolara: As shocking as it may seem, Vinny, my grimoiiiiiire is actually incredibly important. And it isn't supposed to be lent out to itty-bitty Imps like my blitzy~.

Stolara puts out the cigarette in one of Vincent's abdomen, who took it like it was nothing, and pinches his cheek before Vincent shoves her away.

Stolara: The Harvest Moon is a very special occasion! It's been my annual duty to showcase it in the Ring of Wrath. It's celebrated by a very charming little festival with the locals.

Vincent: *Pulls feather out of mouth* Wrath, huh? My co-workers, Moxxie and Millie, are from there. I've never really been there, but I have heard that it's full of inbred rednecks.

Stolara: *sits up* Oh! Why don't you all join me at the festival? I can guarantee you all...

Stolara pulls the covers over her head and appears near Vincent's crotch.

Stolara: ...special access~ *chuckles*

Vincent: Look, Blitz has already told you that we're not bodyguards. Okay? That was a one-time thing we did badly back at Loo Loo Land.

Stolara stands up with the covers on her head. She does a playful owl head tilt.

Stolara: I'm simply offering a work-free day of fun! I feel quite safe at the Harvest Festival. It's the same every year.

Vincent: Well if you promise that this isn't some orgy invite, it does sound like it could be a blast. Plus, it's not like we can do jack shit without your book anyway.

Stolas: *baby-talk voice* Aww, I'm sowwy that Blitzy's clients will have to wait...

Vincent: *waves dismissively* Fuck the clients😏.

The scene transitions to Moxxie and Millie, who are seen sleeping quietly and have a Robo Fizz sign under their bed. Their sleep was soon interrupted by Moxxie's phone ringing, she picks it up and see's Blitza's name on-screen. She answers it to find out on what he wants.

Blitza: *On Speaker* Hey, you up?

Moxxie: *Drowsy* I am now, considering the fact that you woke me up.

Blitza: *On Speaker* Suck it up, cuz Vincent told me that we got another order from Princess Stolara.

Moxxie: What does she want this time?

Blitza: *On Speaker* She wants us to be at some Harvest Moon shit in the wrath ring.

Millie: *Gets up Excitedly* The Harvest Moon Festival?! Yee-fuckin'-haw!