*Cue the Intro!*
No one's POV
The scene opens up with a happy-ass commercial.
The Commercial:
The Cherubs appear on a small, old-fashioned TV which zooms out onto the I.M.P Headquarters. Blitza blasts the TV with her flintlock pistol, and it explodes.
Millie: Nice one, B!
Blitza: Gimme another, Mox.
While Moxxie cleans up the mess that Blitza made; Vincent walks up to her and questions her action of what she just did.
Vincent: *Crosses Arms* Was that really necessary, Boss😑?
Blitza: We're bored out of our asses, have no clients, and got nothing to do. Got anything better to suggest?
Vincent: No😒.
Blitza: *Smug* Exactly.
Moxxie sets an old-fashioned TV onto the stand and backs away before she gets injured.
Blitza: Thanks Mox! Now turn it on!
She turns it on with a scared look on her face, and The 666 News logo appears. Blitza pours gunpowder into her flintlock.
Blitza: Eh, nah. Not feelin' it. Next!
Moxxie: *switches channel*
A demonically dressed Betty Boop appears in black and white, dancing erotically with prominent, bouncing breasts, holding a pitchfork. Moxxie flinches in anticipation. Blitza, Vincent, and Millie look bored.
Blitza: Uh-huh. Keep going, keep goin', keep goin'...
Moxxie kept switching channel by channel, until a tall imp named "Wally Wackford" appears on the screen dressed in white with a black top hat, holding a cane.
The Commercial:
Blitza: Bingo!
Blitza shoots the TV; causing to explode and scatter debris everywhere... again.
Millie: WOO! You're on a roll, ma'am😄!
Vincent: *Thoughts* Thank god she did that, he was getting annoying😒.
Suddenly, the room they're in starts to shake, causing Loona to waking up and a water cup to fall over.
Loona: Guys... do you feel that?
Blitza: Oh, shit! Is that a hellshake?!
Vincent and Moxxie: *Confused* That's possible?
Millie: Alright! Don't panic, Moxxie!
Moxxie's tail stiffens from being startled by Millie's sudden outburst. She then grabs her arms in an attempt to "calm" her.
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One Helluva Assassin (Fem Helluva Boss x Male Assassin's Creed OC)
Fiksi PenggemarFrom the living and Modern world, An individual, named Vincent Abraham O'Callahan, used to be known as "The Vigilant Assassin" roaming the streets of Detroit, Michigan putting an end to every and stopping fugitives and criminals. Then One day when h...
