(A/N: I don't own Skibidi Toilet, credit goes to DaFuq?!Boom!. Skit Idea inspired by LYON S.P.D's "Toilet Memes be like".)
We cut to the IMP Office, where we Loona is seen walking down a hallway; where she is holding her stomach after eating something bad.
Loona: *Hurting* Nnngh... What did that fatass put in her sandwich?! My stomach is killing me😖.
Loona kept walking down the hallway until she saw the restrooms. She entered the women's restroom (duh) and used one of the stalls.
Loona: *Relieved* Oh, thank Satan😌.
She opened the first stall door, and noticed a toilet spinning while background music was playing.
The Music:
(A/N: 0:16-0:28)
Loona: *Slams door* Well, that was weird😒.
Loona's stomach was starting to get worse and opened the second stall door.
Loona: *Opens door, saw something beyond logic* 😟.
The Music: 🎵 There's a monkey in my bathroom.🎵
🎵There's a monkey in my bathroom.🎵
🎵There's a monkey in my bathroom.🎵
🎵Please give that bitch a banana.🎵
Loona: *Aggressively Slams door* Seriously?! It's like i can't take a shit in this place😡!
Loona opened the third stall door, and what she saw made her question it's existence. She saw a human head sticking out of the toilet bowl and it was singing some kind of song.
The Toilet: 🎵Brr skibidi dop dop dop yes yes🎵
🎵Skidibi dop dop ni ni🎵
Loona was starting to get mad and having enough of this bullshit she's dealing with.
The toilet: 🎵Skibidi dop dop-
Loona: *Interrupts* *Aims Gun* SHUT UP! I DON'T CARE ANYMORE😡!!!
Loona sits on the sentient toilet, causing it to lower it's human head.
Loona: *Aggressively Shits*
The Toilet: AAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHH!!!!
Loona kept on releasing her fecal matter, until she finally got rid of it all.
Loona: *Relieved* Haaaaah, finally😌.
Toilet: *Distorted* Skibidi Dop dop dop yes yes (Translation: Oh god, please kill me ;_;).
(A/N: Sorry for the unexpectedly short chapter😅)
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