Vincent is in the middle of something and he needs help, so he pulled out his phone and went to his contacts on who to call. Fortunately, he chose Blitza to help him.
[Calling...Calling...Calling]
[Answers]
Vincent: Hello?
Blitza: Hey what's up?
Vincent: I need your help, can you come here?
Blitza: Uhh, I can't, I'm buying horse merch.
Vincent : Alright, well hurry up and come over here.
Blitza: Uhh, I can't find them.
Vincent: What do you mean you 'can't find them'?
Blitza: I can't find them, there's only soup.
Vincent:[starts to get annoyed] What do you mean there's 'only soup'?
Blitza:[Irritated] It means there's only soup!
Vincent:💢Well then, get out of the soup aisle!
Blitza: Alright, you don't have to shout at me!
[Blitza walks to the next aisle, only to find more soup]
Blitza: There's more soup!
Vincent: What do you mean there's 'more soup'?!
Blitza: There's just more soup!
Vincent: Go into the next aisle!
[Blitza goes to the next aisle, again finding more soup]
Blitza: There's still soup!
Vincent: Where ARE you right now?!
Blitza: I'M AT SOUP!
Vincent: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE 'AT SOUP'?!
Blitza: I mean I'm AT SOUP!
Vincent: WHAT STORE ARE YOU IN?!
Blitza: I'M AT THE SOUP STORE!!
Vincent: WHY ARE YOU BUYING HORSE MERCH AT THE SOUP STORE?!!
Blitza: F*** YOU!!
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One Helluva Assassin (Fem Helluva Boss x Male Assassin's Creed OC)
FanfictionFrom the living and Modern world, An individual, named Vincent Abraham O'Callahan, used to be known as "The Vigilant Assassin" roaming the streets of Detroit, Michigan putting an end to every and stopping fugitives and criminals. Then One day when h...
