Little Fool H

Little Fool 5.5

Easter Egg 5
Urination Aftermath
Warning: brief mention of watersports.

Xiao Jinghe was an indomitable man amongst men1. Having proclaimed that he would fuck his spouse2 till he couldn't get out of bed for three days, he was a man of his word!

Xiao Jinghe slightly regreted impulsively urinating in Changgeng's hole and was worried Little Fool wouldn't be able to accept it.

But these past few days, seeing that Little Fool ate what he should eat and played what he should play, Xiao Jinghe started to relax. Only, he subtly felt that Little Fool's gaze towards him...was a bit off? Full of inquisitive curiosity, as well as a trace of...pity?

Usually, the only things Little Fool was responsible for at home was feeding the chickens, washing the dishes and washing the vegetables. Xiao Jingshan was fully responsible for all the cooking.

But these past few days were a bit unusual. When Jingshan wanted to make dumplings for him to eat, Little Fool took the initiative to help wrap them. Though, any dumplings that he wrapped fell apart once they entered the pot, so the two could only drink meat soup.

When Jingshan went to chop the meat and vegetables, Little Fool also came over to help. However, after he accidentally cut his finger, Jingshan got so scared he ordered that he was never allowed to touch knifes ever again.

At night, when Little Fool was bathing, he would bathe and sigh like a little old man. Jingshan was completely puzzled by his abnormal behaviour. Finally, after savagely fucking him on the kang, Little Fool came clean.

Turns out, that ever since that night that Jingshan peed inside him, Little Fool suspected that Jingshan had also become a fool.

His reasoning was that only fools would randomly pee everywhere. When he was young and dumb, he would often wet his pants when he couldn't hold it in anymore and people would mock him calling him a big fool and big idiot, that only idiots would wet their pants.

Thinking that Jingshan had also turned into a fool, he tenderly stroked Jingshan on his nose, consoling, "Even if you become a fool I won't despise you. Everyday, I will go pick jujubes for you to eat."

Warning: watersports

Hearing these words made Jingshan's heart both sour and sweet. He could only press this Little Fool onto the kang, take him over and over again, and unable to help himself, peed hot urine into Little Fool which made his soul fly out of his body.

Warning over

Pleasure got to his head, that he forgot to clarify that he wasn't an idiot.

As a result, Little Fool was constantly scrutinising the crotch of his pants. With an air of great experience, he kept advising him, "Jingshan, don't. You can't drink that much water at night."

Right after his bath, Little Fool would duck behind him and surreptitiously whisper, "After showering, remember to go pee-pee."

In the middle of the night when making noodles as a snack for a hungry Little Fool, the Little Fool would murmur, "You can't play with fire at night, you'll w-wet the bed3."

"Uh huh, understood." Changgeng sweetly pinched his nose with a smile. He must have owed this lovable fool a debt last lifetime!

Translator Notes

頂天立地的大漢子 - couldn't think of a better translation, basically that he was a very macho man
媳婦 (xífù) - wife
夜裡不能玩火，會，會尿床 - I don't get this one, but I'm pretty sure that's what it says.