CLICHÉ LOVE

CHAPTER THIRTEEN

Cartman's POV:

I have no idea why those words came out of my mouth. Did I just ask the stupid ginger on a date? What the hell is wrong with me?! At the same time, I'm sure it could be good for me and him. It's not like it's a real date- I still have a girlfriend for fuck's sake.

Kyle seems nervous. "Uhm- Sure, Cartman!" He seems to brighten up a bit. "As friends." I add, with a somewhat stern look on my face.

"Yeah, got it."

Kenny's POV:

As we left school, I went up to Butters, offering to walk him home. I've been doing this a lot lately, it's just nice to walk with him, I guess.

"Sure, Ken!" He smiles brightly at me, and we start walking. We converse about school, and how everything is going. We walk by a nice restaurant, it has pretty decorations out in the front, including some flowers.

"Butters, aren't those flowers pretty?" I say, with a hidden smile on my face. "Owh! They are!" He stops walking for a moment, admiring them. I take a look inside the restaurant window. That's when I see them.

Kyle and Cartman are sitting across from each other in the building, completely isolated from everyone else.

What the hell?!

I look closer. Yep, it's definitely them..

"Dude! It's Eric and Kyle! What the fuck?!" I whisper-yell to Butters. They're both dressed well and everything. Is this some kind of date?

"Woah, really?" Butters presses against the window, squinting his eyes. I pull his hood on his jacket back, and towards me, out of view from the window.

"Don't let them see you!" I say, a little panic in my voice. I realize I pulled Butters a little too close to me, and lightly push him back. "Sorry-" I laugh awkwardly. He just smiles, with his face slightly red of- hopefully embarrassment.

I peek into the window again.

Kyle's POV:

I'm sitting in front of Cartman, waiting for our food now that we've ordered. I have to be honest, this is a little awkward. It's at least better than me and Tolkien's date, though. Wait, this is not a date. No, I don't like Cartman. Gross..

"I didn't quite hear, what did you get?" Eric asked, smiling at me.

"Just uh.. the pasta." I point to the item I ordered on the menu. "Ah, sounds good."

We talk back and forth for awhile, and I'm finally feeling like myself again. Like not everything sucks anymore.

"Yeah, heh, then Stan looked at me and said, 'why the hell are you looking at me like that?'" Cartman said while laughing. A let out a small chuckle, and glance out the window. The weather was just perfect to be greeted by. My eyes follow along the border of the window, and I meet eyes with.. wait, is that-

"KENNY." I suddenly yell, standing up from my seat. That asshole!

"Woah woah, Kyle, what?!" Cartman snaps his head around to look at what I'm looking at. Kenny quickly hides himself behind the outside wall. "Oh." Eric furrows his eyebrows.

I stomp out to the front doors, hearing Cartman behind me.

I storm out the restaurant, seeing Kenny running the opposite direction now. And- he's with Butters?! Oh god no..

"GET YOUR ASSES BACK OVER HERE!" I scream, to no avail. They don't even turn back.

Eric finds me outside, and he's looks exhausted despite the little distance I went(what a fatass-). "Kahl, calm down.." He says, barely being able to speak from the panting.

"The hell do you mean 'calm down'?! They're gunna get the wrong idea, fatass!"