Kenny's POV:
I'm dragging Butters down the street, running as fast as I can. When we finally turn a corner to make sure they aren't following us, I let go of Butters, and put my hands on my knees while panting.
Once we both finally caught our breath, Butters speaks.
"You think they were on a date or somethin?! What was that?" He looks around the corner again. "I donno Butters, seemed pretty damn gay." I snicker.
"Oh gee, Ken. Do we tell anyone? I don't think they'd like this getting out."
I look over to see what Butters is looking at. Kyle and Cartman are talking, and Cartman has his hand on Kyle's shoulder in a comforting way. Kyle seems pissed off though.
"I think we should tell Stan."
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Stan's POV:
I've just gotten to my house, I drop my bag by the front door. Mom is gone for the night again for a late shift, and of course I have to stay with dad. I'm greeted by him slouched on the couch, watching television. I roll my eyes, hoping he somehow notices my annoyance through his hypnotic tv state.
He doesn't look over at all, he just keeps staring at the television. I grunt, and start heading upstairs. What an asshole..
I fall onto my bed, taking out my phone from my back pocket. There's a text from Kenny I haven't noticed until now. I open it.
"DUDE, Kyle and Cartman are totally out on a date rn!!"
My eyes widen. Kyle and... Cartman? What the hell? My mind is racing.
Why would Kyle like someone like Cartman? Don't they hate each other? All they do is insult one another. Well Kyle has been acting different..but this?! I never thought Kyle would stoop so low to go out on a date with fucking CARTMAN!
I regain my focus. Why do I even care who Kyle's dating? It probably won't last long anyway. But still, it hurts. I realize that I haven't responded to Kenny's message.
"How'd you find that out? Tf?"
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Butters' POV:
After Kenny sends the text, I start to stress out a bit. What if Eric and Kyle want to keep this a secret? Stan deserves to know, but I kinda feel bad. Oh well, what's done is done.
I'm kind of hoping that what we saw wasn't a date.
I suddenly see Kyle turn around, and spot me peeking at them from behind the corner. I quickly retract, and my face goes red with embarrassment. "Kenny! Kyle saw me!"
"Damn, Butters, we gotta go!" He grabs my arm and drags me further down the street.
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