My name is Johnny Witherspoon. I live at 6009 Headman drive, Las Polos, Ohio. I'm a 5'8 male, 16 years of age and I currently attend Shashank Regional High. My hobbies include eating watching television and playing video games. I don't like leaving the house, but when I do, it's either to get food or to pick up a and new game realese. When I'm heading out, I always ensure to attire myself in a long black hoodie with the sleeves stretched over my whrist, it also has to be plain to hide potential stains and to not draw unnecessary attention to myself. While outside, I always make sure to tilt my head at an 60° acute angle as to make sure I don't make eye contact without reasson, because I've watched a YouTube video stating that making eye contact most times is psychological sign of aggression and it's an easy way to indirectly initiate violence. I can fight but I would prefer not. When walking, I make sure to take good long strides to show confidence and assert my dominance, this also helps to ward of potential attackers. I got this from a YouTube video as well. I have one friend by name of Patrick who I share nothing in common with other than the fact that both our patents are friends and I carpool to school with his mother and him. He's a complete dult, but I try to tolerate him just to make things less awkward while travelling.
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The Misadventures Of Johnny Witherspoon
HumorThis story follows the daily struugles of Johnny witherspoon who tends to overthink and exaggerate over the most trivial things. Becouse this, normal day to day procedures are 10x more complicated. This then leads to a host simplistic scenarios that...