(There I was, sitting on my bed reflecting on how I was wasted another summer yet again. I spent all my days gaming, watching porn [pure online rage narrated] and laying about. All day, every day. You would think that this would be the ideal way to spend summer, and for a time it was. But It quickly became repetitive and boring. Day after day I felt like crap. It was laugh eat shit and repeat. I had no responsibilities, no sense of direction and no structure in my life. I was mess. I sinked and didn't shower or brushed my teeth becouse I hardly went outside. It was from my room to the kitchen and back to my room again. This abuse wasn't limited to only my body, no. The entire house sufferd because of my bad hygiene. The house stinked. It was grimey and had a thick sent of sweaty underwear and musty socks, mixed. The house was like a bio hazard. There was garbage litterd everywhere and dirty layerd clothes with hidden cockroaches and unwashed dishes. It was a mess but whatever I guess.
Sometimes I smile at how fortunate I am to be an only child and to have a mother working as a flight attendant. It's the only reason I could have the time and space to live such a disgusting life without much consequences, because I have the house to myself 95% of the time. But regardless my mother does tend to leave me to my devices when shes at home. Even though I live like this I'm still very much embarrassed at the fact that I treat my body and sourindings like absolute garbage. Come to think of it, if I'd actually tried to clean my sourindings then probably my summer would've gone a little bit better. Who would ever think that school would play such a vital role in organising an individuals day to day life. Funny thing is when I'm at school im dying to get home, but when I'm home, I wouldn't mind going back to school just to change up the daily routine. Besides school does have its moments. But what done is done and I have 2 days to try and assimilate back into society, considering I've been cooped up in my house for two strait months. I feel completely empty and detached from what an average 16 should be. I am lost.)
*Johnny then went to bed*
"JOHNNY! JOOHHHNY, ANYBODY HOME?"
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The Misadventures Of Johnny Witherspoon
HumorThis story follows the daily struugles of Johnny witherspoon who tends to overthink and exaggerate over the most trivial things. Becouse this, normal day to day procedures are 10x more complicated. This then leads to a host simplistic scenarios that...