This story follows the daily struugles of Johnny witherspoon who tends to overthink and exaggerate over the most trivial things. Becouse this, normal day to day procedures are 10x more complicated. This then leads to a host simplistic scenarios that...
*Johnny then proceeds to half open the door preventing Patrick from seeing the filth on the inside *
"heY brO whAts GoOOd? LoNG TimE No SEe?" Johnny said worryingly
(Please hurry up and leave)
"The fuck is this? Come here!"
Patrick then grabs and hugs Johnny, squishing him in the process with his massive Pecs
"Man haven't seen you in like forever how's everyth..."
SFX*Sniff Sniff*
"Fuck bro, you reek of shit" "What, you don't take showers now."
"wELl YoU knOw HoW It iS. WoRking OUt AnD StUFF. YoU KnOW BaLAncing WoRknIG TwO JoBs aND aLl. YeAH aND StUFF."
"No I don't." "Your a middle class suburban Kid. With no responsibilities." "There's no reason for you not taking care of yourself."
( I can't seem to smell myself. Has my nose gotten accustomed to my own stench?)
"Kid, I know it's a little bit hard living alone and all. But you have to look after yourself."
"Do you know cleanliness is next to Godliness?"
(Why does he keeps calling me a kid were the same age. Besides who does he think he's talking to. This guy craps his pants on command while in middle school. He's no diffrent than me.)
"Who are you talking to right now?" "You do know I still remember you craping your pants in middle school right?" Or do you think just becouse you've grown a bit, it makes you a better man?" "Relax bud." "You're still the guy who shits himself in middle school to make people laugh." "Remember that."
(Yeah that will teach him. Put em right back were he belongs. Beneath me. What an absolute dork. Thinking he can just come and tell me how to run my life, what a idiot. Yeah that will set him straight. Plus that "Remember That" in the end is just the cherry on top. Can't wait to see the look on his sorry ass. Heh.)
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"What the Fuck you on about?" "You smell like shit and I'm trying to help you." Patrick to Johnny bluntly
( Wait what? He completely disregarded my insult. Has he really changed that much. No can't be. The fool's just too dumb to even tell when someone's insulting him. Yeah that's it. Just like back then, just a big dumb brute. Nothing has changed. I might have to reiterate what I said before. But this time, I'll get right up in his face)
Johnny then moves from his door way to speak to Patrick directly
"Are you deaf or just that retarded? "Didn't you hear what I just said?" "Let me repeat myself since your a bit on the slow side." "No, I apologise."
