aries: picks a fight with leo
taurus: tries to keep people from doing stupid shit
gemini: insists that the cure for a hangover is more alcohol
cancer: tries to break up the fight. throws up instead.
leo: gets pissed that aries fucked up their hair. punches aries so hard it knocks them out
virgo: gets more drunk than anyone else tbh
libra: debates on whether or not they should stop the fight between aries and leo. decides the fight is too entertaining and does nothing.
scorpio: takes off their shirt and screams, "let's mcfreakin' lose it!"
sagittarius: wants to go home because all the drunk people scare them
capricorn: ignores everyone else and takes shots the whole time
aquarius: wants to talk about space and the meaning of life
pisces: got high instead
