the signs thoughts while reading horoscope posts::
aries: "i'm not always angry. i've been calm once."
taurus: "talk about how much tauruses like to eat one more fucking time..."
gemini: "that is so me!" they say while laughing
cancer: "that is so me!" they say while crying
leo: "YAAAAASSSSS BITCH I SLAAAAAYY!!!"
virgo: "well that doesn't sound like me at all."
libra: *sees one negative post about them* "WTF I AM NOT LIKE THAT!"
scorpio: "...'kay... i guess thats true..."
sagittarius: "i hope it says something nice about my sign!"
capricorn: "these things are so stupid..." they grumble as they look up their sign anyway
aquarius: "these things are so stupid..." they say as they scroll past the post.
pisces: "i always have to scroll all the way to the fucking bottom."
