aries: IS THIS REALLY REAL
taurus: *takes picture* *posts on instagram*
gemini: woah gimmie all ur money
cancer: I LOVE YOU
leo: omg i love your beard just wait till it becomes mine
virgo: YOU ATE MY COOKIES
libra: *mind blown*
scorpio: *poke poke* what a squishy belly
sagittaurus: HEY DO YOU HAVE ANY FRIES
capricorn: HI LOL OMG LOOK AT THAT FAT BELLY OF YOURS, TWINZIES
aquarius: your breath stank
pisces: sannttaaa ily
