the signs reactions to an unwanted 'i love you':
Aries: hahahaha... wait, oh you are serious
Taurus: sorry I'm taken *whisper* pizza is my lover
Gemini: oh wow okay ...
Cancer: *i can't let him down* i love you too! *dammit*
Leo: Ew no
Virgo: i appreciate your good taste, but no. Thank you
Libra: nahhhh
Scorpio: thanks but no
Sagittarius: sorry I have my standards pretty high, and unless you're in a band you don't qualify
Capricorn: please nOo, not YOUUUU. Nope. I'm done with this *walks away*
Aquarius: I'm way too good for you and you know it *flips hair*
Pisces: oh honey no it's not you it's me... I mean i love you too!