what the signs should get paid for:
worrying: Gemini, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Pisces, Capricorn
not beating you up: Taurus, Cancer, Scorpio, Capricorn, Pisces
sharing their food with you: Gemini, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Aquarius
helping others: Libra, Capricorn, Leo, Virgo, Aquarius, Pisces, Cancer
doing everyone's work: Cancer, Virgo, Taurus, Scorpio, Capricorn, Pisces, Aquarius
being so fabulous it hurts: Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius, Pisces