aries: awkWARD
taurus: have sex with me
gemini: *sleeps all day with partner*
cancer: *cheats*
leo: IM GONNA MARRY YOU THEN HAVE BABIES
virgo: hUG ME
libra: *romantic af*
scorpio: if u touch them I will break ur face
sagittarius: is single
capricorn: u got money?????
aquarius: *borrows ur hoodies*
pisces: *breaks up with u and gets back together a lot*
