SpaceBalls: DeadMC66 Edition

The Schwartz

Moon of Vega No POV

The SpaceBalls were already in the planet as the Sandurz brothers and Dark Helmet were on a speeder jeep. Dark Helmet's clothing was no longer the black evil one but one that an archeologist will wear in the desert as his helmet was now the shape of a desert hat.

Helmet:<faceplate closed> I don't see them, Sandurz brothers.

Donovan: I've sent the troops on ahead to Vector 78, sir.

Helmet: good. Let's get moving.

Sandurz: yes, sir. Driver, prepare to move out.

Helmet; what are you preparing? You're always preparing. Just go.

Sandurz: just go.

Driver: yes, sir.

Sandurz sir, shouldn't you sit down?

The speeder drove forward as Dark Helmet fell on his seat.

With our heroes

The dinks showed them their hide out as they opened the camouflaged doors with a Y insignia on it. They went down to a temple looking place as the Dinks kept telling them to follow.

Barf: what're they saying?

Vespa: well, it's obvious they want us to go with them.

They go slowly as the Dinks go behind a big statue. The group was walking as if they were creating a wall, from left to right was Lone Starr, Vespa, Dot, Barf, Lena and Wade.

Vespa: what is this place?

Barf: it looks like the Temple of Doom.

Dot: well, it sure ain't Temple Beth Israel.

Starr: come on. I think we'd better follow them.

They all got closer as the statue had smoke coming out of its ears and it's eyes glowing red.

Barf: oh-oh. I think we woke it up.

Dot:<tries to leave> goodbye, folks! Let me know how it turns out.

Vespa:<brings her back> come back here, Dot!

Wade: come on. We gotta keep going.

Vespa: we need you.

They get closer.

Vespa: what's gonna happen now?

Wade: how should I know?!

Starr: don't ask. Maybe it won't.

Barf: but what if it does? I don't know about you, but I'm all for leaving.

Lena: ditto.

Barf: I saw we get out of here right now, while the going...

Fire came out of the statue's mouth making them all scream.

Yogurt: silence! Who dares enter the sacred and awesome presence of the everlasting know-it-all, Yogurt?

All: Yogurt?

A door opened between the statue's legs showing Yogurt looking like his statue but he was the height of the dinks.

Yogurt: you heard of me?

Starr: heard of you? Who hasn't heard of Yogurt?

Vespa: Yogurt, the wise.

Dot: Yogurt, the all-powerful.

Barf: Yogurt, the magnificent.

Lena: Yogurt, the mighty.

Wade: Yogurt, the all-seeing.