SpaceBalls: DeadMC66 Edition

They've Gone Plaid

Space No POV

Eagle 5 flew in and parked on top of the Mercedes as a ladder went down and both Wade and Barf went down.

Vespa: what was that?

Wade:<knocks on the roof>

Dot; never mind that. What was that?

The Mercedes roof opened to reveal Barf and Wade.

Barf: hi.

Wade: hello, there.

Vespa: who are you?

Barf: Barf.

Wade: I'm Wade.

Dot: not in here, Mister. This is a Mercedes.

Wade: no, that's his name. Barf.

Lena: Barf? You're a Mawg aren't you?

Barf: that's right. I'm a Mawg: half Man, half dog. I'm my own best friend.

Vespa: what do you want?

Wade: what is this the 100 questions game? Your father hired Captain Lone Starr and us to save you.

Barf: we got to hop up this ladder and get out.

Dot: good. Quick. Hurry, darlings. Follow the dog and the man.

Barf; Mawg. I'm a Mawg.

Vespa: wait. What about my matches luggage?

Lena: really, sis?

Wade: son of a bitch.

Barf:<whimpers>

Lena climbed first, then Vespa then Dot as Barf and Wade had all the freaking match luggage.

Dot: hey. Stop looking up my can.

Barf: sorry.

They went up as Lone Starr saw Wade and Barf carry the match luggage.

Starr: checking in? What the hell is all that?

They both dropped the luggage but Barf had a bag hanging by his mouth.

Barf:<muffled> it's her Royal highness's matched luggage!

Starr: what?

Wade:<gets the bag off Barf's mouth>

Barf; her Royal highness's matched luggage.

Starr: matched luggage, huh? What's she think this is, a Princess Cruise?

Wade: we're lucky her sister didn't bring any luggage.

Barf: well, she wouldn't go without it.

Starr; oh, yeah? <grabs the PA> now hear this. The minute we get out of here, the first thing we do is dump the matched luggage.

In the back

Dot: who is that?

Vespa:<gets on the PA> now you hear this, whoever you are. You will not touch that luggage. And furthermore, I want this pigsty cleaned up. We will not be rescued in such filth.

Lena: I'm not complaining. <grabs a bag of chips> oh barbecue.

Dot: darling, don't eat those.

Starr:<PA> listen. On this ship, I don't take orders, I give them. This is my dreamboat, sweetheart.

Vespa: sweetheart?

Dot and Lena: oh-oh.

Vespa: how dare you speak to me that way? You will address us in the proper manner as your royal highness to my sister and I. We are Princess Vespa and Princess Lena, daughters of Roland, King of the Druids.