SpaceBall One No POV
Donovan: President Skroob! Salute!
Everyone: Hail, Skroob.
Everyone got back to work as Skroob ran to where Donovan, Sandurz and Helmet were.
Skroob: the ship is too big. If I walk, the movie will be over.
Donovan: sir.
Skroob: yes? <sees Helmet with his face plate down and gets scared> never have that damn thing down in front of me. How do I know you're not making faces at me under that thing?
Helmet puts his faceplate up and was indeed making faces but played it off as getting something from his teeth.
Donovan: President Skroob.
Skroob: yes?
Donovan; there it is, Planet Druidia.
Skroob: ah. Planet Druidia. And 10,000 years of fresh air.
Helmet:<whispers to the brothers> the way he runs things, it won't last 100.
Skroob; what?
Sandurz: preparing ship for metamorphosis, sir.
Skroob: good. Get on with it.
Helmet: ready, Kafka?
Eagle 5 already caught up to SpaceBall One.
Starr: look, it's Spaceball One. They've reached the air shield.
Dot: and it's opening.
Barf: the ship's too big. They'll never get through.
Wade: then how are they gonna get the air out? I don't see any hoses or anything.
The ship started moving.
Vespa: what's happening?
The ship was starting to transform like a Galactus sized Transformer.
Lena: the ship. Changing.
Barf: oh, my gosh. It's not just a spaceship. It's a transformer.
Dot: it's changing into...
Barf: a gigantic...
Vespa: Maid!
Lena: with a vacuum cleaner.
Starr: so that's how they're gonna get the air out.
The ship fully transformed into a maid as even the bridge of the ship changed to a more circular control center inside the head.
Donovan: metamorphosis completed, sir. Spaceball One has now become...
A soldier with drums hit them to make the dramatic reveal sound.
Donovan: Megamaid.
Helmet: good!
Skroob: remarkable.
Helmet: now, commence Operation Vacu-Suck.
The maid placed the vacuum cleaner on top of the entrance of the air shield and turned on the vacuum cleaner and started sucking up all the air.
Four of them: suck, suck, suck.
The air wasn't the only thing being sucked as the snow from the top of a mountain was sucked, some trees and bunch of other stuff that wasn't tried to the ground.
Roland:<looking at a picture of his daughters> goodbye, little Vespa, little Lena. My little babies.
Roland gasped before he passed out on his table.
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SpaceBalls: DeadMC66 Edition
FanfictionWade is the brother of Lone Star and he's a trigger happy adventurer. Admiral Donovan Sandurz is Colonel Sandurz's older brother and by the rank more successful. Princess Lena, second daughter of King Roland and younger sister of Princess Vespa, not...
