RWBY and JNPR Watch the Blood Gulch Chronicles

S2E37

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S2E37- Dealer Incentive

"Dealer Incentive" appeared on the screen.

Tucker and Caboose have Donut surrounded inside the blue base

Tucker: "So, they send a female assassin to try and kill us. Clever, but it won't work. We're immune to your feminine wiles.... Unless you wanna date one of us."

"So they're not immune." Weiss commented.

"I think Tucker isn't, Donut isn't a tank so Caboose is probably immune." Yang said laughing.

"Not immune to being an idiot." Blake mumbled.

Donut: "Female!? I'm not a girl."

Tucker: "Tease."

"That's not a tease." Yang commented.

Donut: "I just have, light red armor."

Caboose: "How is that pink armor anyway? Looks comfortable..."

Donut: "At first, I really hated it. But it's kinda grown on me. My old armor used to chafe my thighs somethin' aweful. But the crotch in this pink one is surprisingly roomy!"

"Too much information." Ruby commented.

Tucker: "Silence woman!"

Cut to Sarge addressing Simmons and Grif

Sarge: "Good Bhudda's noodle, how could this have happened?"

Simmons: "It's okay sir. It was a strong plan, Grif's just a dumbass."

Grif: "Hey, I'm using your cerebral cortex."

"That doesn't make sense, Grif still has his brain." Jaune commented.

"Bad excuse." Pyrrha added.

Sarge: "Settle down, ladies. We need a new strategem, and we need it fast ."

Simmons: "Donut's sure to crack under the pressure and reveal everything."

Grif: "Everything like what, where we keep his tampons?"

Sarge: "You're right about that, Simmons. The boy doesn't even see the entertainment value in being tortured! Oh these kids today!"

"Entertainment? I wasn't even tortured but not having Crescent Rose and getting beat up by White Fang was not fun." Ruby commented.

"You said you were out in one hit." Yang said.

"He used the butt of his gun!" Ruby defended.

"Against a huntress in training... with aura." Yang added. Ruby groaned in embarrassment.

Church enters the blue base with Tucker waiting for him

Church: "How's it goin', Tucker? We get any useful information outta the prisoner yet?"

Tucker: "I figured he was here to steal back Lopez, but he won't give us anything... except a list of crock pot recipes. Would that be useful?"