RWBY and JNPR Watch the Blood Gulch Chronicles

S3E55

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Story got deleted on FFN, should be up on Quotev, and Archive too. Get's posted on Wattpad first.

S3E55- Defusing the Situation

"Defusing the situation" appeared on the screen with the theme.

All eight hummed the theme with varying levels of enthusiasm. After they finished humming Yang started laughing at the title. Ruby sighed and put her head in her hands. "It's not a pun Yang."

"I know..." Yang said between laughs. "But it's funny!"

Fade in to the Blues and Tex talking to Andy.

Tucker: "You're trying to tell us that this bomb can talk."

Ruby frowned "Didn't he talk last episode?" She asked.

Caboose: "I'm not telling you that, he's telling you that."

Andy: "Yeah, and I'm standing right here. You can talk to me."

"I hate him already." Weiss said crossing her arms.

"Me too." Blake said nodding.

"Why?" Yang asked glaring at the two.

"He has that voice, he just sounds like an... asshole." Weiss said hesitantly.

Yang and Ruby started laughing at Weiss's curse while Blake nodded.

Tucker: "If you could talk this whole time, then why didn't you just... wait, why'm I talking to a bomb? I'm not doing this."

"How can a bomb even talk?" Nora asked seriously. "Imagine if my grenades could talk!... oh no that would mean I've been killing my grenades!" Nora said with a horrified face.

"Nora if your grenades were sentient they would be happy to explode." Jaune commented remembering how all her grenades had hearts on them.

Andy: "What, am I not good enough to talk to? Who do you think you are, some kind of "too good to talk to a bomb" type?"

Church: "Maybe it's a good idea not to piss off the explosive device."

"He has a great point." Pyrrha said laughing along with the others.

Tex: "I agree."

Church: "I wasn't talking about you Tex."

Tex: "Hey, why don't you suck my -"

"Why do girls say that?" Jaune asked. "I've heard it before and it never makes sense. Girls don't have dicks." Jaune said crudely.

Yang laughed. "Think about it Jaune, how weird would it sound if I said. Suck my clit! Or suck my vag!" Yang yelled.

Weiss huffed and blushed while Ruby sighed and Blake laughed. Nora and Pyrrha laughed too while Jaune blushed furiously.

"Well not weird when you're saying it but I see your point." Jaune said laughing lightly.

"Besides, I know some dumbasses that would think I was trying to flirt." Yang laughed.

"Sun and Neptune?" Blake asked.

"Specifically Neptune." Yang said laughing again. Weiss started grumbling to herself about Neptune.

Tucker: "Did Gary say anything about the bomb being able to talk?"