Author's Note:
Big thanks to Agent-G for his review because it gave Ruby a great line. Please remember that if you have anything that would help with the fic just suggest it to me.
Cover Art: Cruz7808
Review, point out mistakes, and flame.
Story got deleted on FFN, should be up on Quotev, and Archive too. Get's posted on Wattpad first.
S4E60
"Fight or Fright" appeared on the screen with the theme.
All eight hummed the theme again.
Ruby raised an eyebrow in confusion. "I thought it was Fight or Flight?"
"Maybe that is their version of it." Ren suggested.
Jaune stared laughing, "I bet it's to reference the blues and the Alien."
Fade in to Grif, Simmons and Donut standing in front of the Warthog
Simmons: "I'm telling you it was here. It drove by while you were talking. You had your back turned, and it went zoom right behind you!"
"Hmm he must be talking about Sheila." Ren mumbled.
"That's an amazing Tank, surviving for so long." Ruby commented.
Weiss nodded, "If Atlas made tanks like that, imagine what they could do against Grimm."
Donut: "Well it really sounded like mEhhhhhhhhrchugachugachur-ah, my leg ah!"
Simmons: "That's not the important part of the story, Donut!"
Jaune, Ren, and Pyrrha laughed.
"Sounds like some of Nora's embellishments." Ren commented.
Sarge: "Sure, Simmons, I believe you. You saw an enormous tank that appeared miraculously, and then just as quickly disappeared. And you're the only one that can see it. Just like signs of Donut's heterosexuality."
Yang and Blake laughed at the joke.
Simmons: "No I'm not, Donut saw it!"
"So did Grif." Ruby added.
Donut: "Yeah."
Sarge: "Donut's impressionable. He'd agree with anything you said."
Donut: "Yeah."
Jaune sighed while Ruby blushed.
Yang laughed, "Ruby used to be that gullible."
"So did I." Jaune groaned.
Sarge: "Aw hell, he'd eat a spoon full of dirt if you told him it tasted like chocolate."
Nora gasped, "Does it really taste like Chocolate?"
"No" Ren said quickly.
Ruby blushed and looked away from her sister who was cackling with glee.
"Yang stop laughing!" Ruby screeched. That had the opposite effect.
"What is it? Ruby did you eat dirt or something?" Jaune asked.
Ruby groaned, "I was five!"
"She said she thought the world was made of chocolate and that grass was frosting!" Yang laughed even more.
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