The Worst Birthday and Dobby's Warning

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It's not the first time an argument occurred during breakfast at number 4 Privet Drive, Vernon Dursley was awoken by a hooting noise from his nephew's bedroom, Vernon yelled at the twins in the kitchen

Vernon: Third time this week!! If you can't control that thing it'll have to go!!!

Y/n: Not a chance!! What do you expect, she's been locked up in that thing for weeks!!! How about I lock you up and see if your as cheerful!!

This seemed to leave silence inside the kitchen for a moment until a large belch came from Dudley across the kitchen table, the summer holidays were mostly quiet thanks to Y/n's idea he got from Hagrid and soon as the Dursleys picked them up form the station, since that they didn't know Y/n picked up some cherry poppers from the local shop and would throw them near the Dursleys feet scaring them, one day he decided as for fun have Dudley run around the house as he chased him while throwing the poppers on the ground, each time he was going to do it he would shout

Y/n: Bored!!!!

And Dudley would go running for his life, this would always make Harry laugh as this happened almost every day, meanwhile back in the kitchen Vernon was still unhappy about Hedwig hooting but didn't shout about it this time while Dudley shouted

Dudley: I want more bacon!!!

Petunia: There's more in the frying pan sweetems we need to get you fed up before school, I don't like that school food

Y/n threw a cherry bomb on the floor scarying Dudley

Y/n: No you don't fatty!! That's ares

Vernon ignored the boys and continued to talk with his wife about the school

Vernon: Nonsense Petunia, I never went hungry while I was at Smeltings, you get enough don't you boy!!

Y/n: Yeah, look at you both now......

Dudley had now put on more weight since the last the twins seen him and now his butt was drooping over the sides of the chair he was sitting in, he once again wanting the bacon but this time he looked to Harry

Dudley: Give me the frying Pan

Harry: You forgot the magic words

Everyone fell silent, Dudley fell out of his chair, aunt Petunia put a hand to her mouth and uncle Vernon had vains popping out of his head

Vernon: What have I told you about saying that word in are house!!!

Harry: I ment please

Y/n: Exactly! Abra kadabra!!!

Y/n threw another cherry popper on the floor making everyone scream and retreat from the kitchen leaving Y/n to grab a piece of bacon while giving Harry the other smiling away as he sits back down at the table

Y/n: Oh I'm going to miss this when we go back in a few days

Harry: You enjoy this way too much

Y/n: Hey you laugh all the time, I'll stop soon as you stop laughing

Ever since they returned from Hogwarts Vernon was treating them like a bomb waiting to go off, Y/n obviously was taking advantage of this as the truth was they were anything but normal boys they were far from normal as possibly can be, they were wizards fresh from there first year at Hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry and to top it all off they survived their parents killer once again

However they missed hogwarts that much it was a constant stomach being back at the Dursleys for the summerY/n wished he got to travel the grounds more and maybe go back into the forest now everything had calmed down, Harry was looking forward to trying out for the Quidditch team this year he and Y/n decided that he should also get his own broom when they head back to Diagon Alley to pick up their supplies for this year ls lessons, Harry had been practicing his throwing as he wanted to try out for chaser and Y/n happily agreed to help him throughout the summer holidays and now probably was better at throwing then Y/n was at this point, but most of all they both missed the banquets, the lessons except for Snape's but Y/n was looking forward to making him twich again, visiting Hagrid after lessons and quidditch games, but most of all their friends Ron and Hermione, Y/n Also spent alot of time with Fred and George pranking lots of Slytherins or a few people they knew, Y/n even went through with sending Fred and George a toilet seat as a joke, they laughed so hard even when there mother Mrs Weasley was scalding them and Ginny their little sister thought they actually did it as they left the platform

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