Naruto x suicidal male reader

Dickbutt

"That's Sasuke Uchiha, the last survivor of his clan."

The Hokage's orb panned over the rest of the students,allowing a certain silver haired ninja to see Naruto.

'Naruto Uzumaki, huh?' he thought to himself.

As the orb continued to show the rest of the students, it suddenly stopped over one student. A few ninjas in the room were taken aback, including the Hokage.

Standing there, staring directly at them was M/n himself.

You stared at them for a couple moments before
bringing your hand up and shaping your index and
middle finger into a V. You then proceed to lick in
between the fingers while keeping direct eye contact before flipping them off with not one, not two, but three middle fingers, and then proceeds to walk out of frame.

"That... Child." Asuma said simply.

"Did... did they see us?" Kurenai asked hesitantly.

"Maybe they did, maybe they didn't. Either way, they

are an enigma. The child possesses abilities that I
cannot quite figure out. Abilities beyond our
comprehension and perhaps even a kekkei genkai that has never been seen before..." the Hokage said.

"Um... sir... what are they doing with that kunai?' one of the teachers said, pointing towards the orb.

The Hokage looked down at the orb betore sighing
exasperatedly.

"Oh right. And he have had many suicide attempts." he watched you drive the knife into your skull, eliciting screams of horror and panic from the rest of the class.

The jonin nearly ran out the door and jumped through the windows before the Hokage stopped them in their tracks.

"Hokage, we need to get over-"

"Watch.!"

"But mister Hokage-"

"He's not dead. Watch."

collectively , they came over, becoming restless at the sight of you laying in a pool of blood. Naruto rushed into view and pulled the dagger out of your head and shook you as if trying to wake you up.

And then you sat up.

Your face was that of annoyance and you got up and stared down at the pool of blood under your feet. Most of the kids refused to go near you, traumatized by the attempt of taking your own life, but a few came over with caution.

A girl with short black hair came over with a
handkerchief and pressed it lightly against your head. A boy with red lines running down his face sniffed you and said something to the short haired girl, Hinata, who lifted the handkerchief to find more worst wound before looking back at him and saying something.

The boy then proceeded to yell something at you, to
which you shrugged. Then iruka came into the room.

The Jonin and the Hokage watched as the man
proceeded to flip out at the large puddle of blood and pulled you out of class to take you to the nurse.

"This has got to be the most entertaining thing I've had in years." the Hokage said, breaking the silence.

You were in disbelief.

You were stunned.

Dumbfounded even.

This was not the result you were expecting.

You were placed on team 7.

Okay, so maybe you had a feeling that this was going to happen. I mean, who wants to be on any other team, am I right? Well, not that you care either way.