Naruto x suicidal male reader

milk~

Zabuza was quick to create clones of himself to distract the team and kakashi.

You sat in the wet sphere and watched zabuza quietly. He turned to you with a glare, burning holes into your Own eyes.

"I don't know how you survived. Last time i checked, I didn't kill a clone."

"No, it was the real me. But like I said earlier, Yowai mo~ or atleast, you are compared to me." you said while crossing your arms behind your head and laying on your back.

"Say, you got any milk on ya, cow man?"

"What? I have you trapped in my water prison jutsu
while your friends are in danger and you are asking me for milk?"

"They'll be fine, they won't die so whatever." you
shrugged. Before zabuza could ask you what you meant by that, you spoke once more.

"Man, I really want some milk, man. I'll milk ya if that's what you want."

Zabuza nearly choked on his spit.

"W-what!?" he sputtered out, forgetting about your
teacher and team.

"Yeah. I can suck your cock if you want." you winked at him with a smirk.

"What the hell!? I should kill you right now, brat!!"
zabuza exclaimed, nearly losing control of his jutsu.

"But you can't cuz the suc is too good to pass." you
shrugged with a playful grin.

"'And also, I'm still stronger. So there is no way you could kill me."

"You-" he started before being once again interrupted by you.

"l get it, you got somebody else. I mean, that haku guy sure looks fine but i won't mind to take the both of you~" 'you said in a sing-song voice.

Zabuza stared down at you in shock.

"How... how did you know who... who are you???"

You didn't answer him, seeing a large shuriken coming up behind quickly from the corner of your eye. Zabuza noticed you looking behind him for a millisecond and quickly turned to see the weapon heading towards him.

He caught it quickly before seeing a second one headed towards him. He jumped up, narrowly dodging the large weapon.

"Yo naruto." you muttered while blankly looking up at the sky through the water prison.

The second shuriken turned into naruto, who threw a kunai at the man. He stared in disbelief and pulled his hand out of your prison to dodge the kunai. You fell into the lake before being grabbed up swiftly by someone.

You saw Kakashi tackle the cow man to keep him from attacking whoever saved you.

You looked up, seeing a familiar black, fluffy head.

"Ho, cool! Thanks sasuke!"

"Hn."

He splashed into the water next to Naruto with you but held you up with naruto. Sakura stood in front of the tazuna, being usel- ahem! Protecting him.

The two men jumped away from each other and started doing a whole lot of hand gestures.

"What are they..?" Naruto didn't finish his sentence

before tWo creatures made of water came out of the lake and wrapped around each other before striking one another. One thing came to your mind when seeing this, and that way

"Pokemon."

Sasuke and Naruto glanced at you but said nothing,
opting to watch their sensei fight against the cow man. It was then you noticed something in the tree.