Naruto x suicidal male reader

racoon met dragon

By now, your page was covered in dicks. Cartoon
dicks and very detailed cocks littered the page, in the answer boxes and where your name should have been. Nothing was left un-dicked.

quickly, you turned to gaara and whispered

"hey,wanna see a picture of my cock?"

Before the boy could answer, you flipped the page
over, showing a rooster with an egg drawn to the side.

Somewhere in the room, a man was scribbling down Your actions. No, he didn't think you cheated, he could actually see and hear what you were doing...

He gave you a weirded out look as he wrote down
that you just showed the red haired kid a picture of a chicken.

Is this some kind of new method of cheating??' the man thought before writing a footnote on the side.

Could it be a new method of cheating???

Meanwhile , gaara was staring down at the picture
before slowly looking up at your face. You appeared
to be proud of your... accomplishment.. and seemed
relatively harmless, if not more so than that blonde kid you were with.

'Is this really what he fears? This isn't the same kid
from earlier... he thought to himself before turning
away from you with a 'hm'.

"This exam is gonna be a hassle..." you said as you
started folding your paper up into a beautiful paper
plane.

Gaara glanced to the side, clearly doubting you.

"What? These answers don't really matter. It's the
tenth question you gotta watch out for!

Gaara stopped scribbling on his paper and gave you a side glance that told you he was listening, choosing to ignore the mention of something he is unfamiliar with.

"I can't say more now though. I'm sure scar man would like to save that as a surprise for last." you said while locking eyes with the said man.

"Or maybe i should really tell him... whatever"

Naruto momentarily raised his hand before slamming it down and asserting his dominance.

The kid yelled about he is going to be the hokage, and that nothing is going to get in his way.

A truly heroic moment.

You smiled before raising your hand.

Immediately, everyone stared at you in shock, even
gaara, who hid it better. Morino looked at you with an unreadable expression, waiting for your response.

"Can I eat coz I'm a Lil hungry ?" you asked while putting your hand down. You could feel the glare from sasuke drilling into your head.

The man chuckled under his breath before
responding.

"No."

"Ah boo. I'll just eat quietly then."

After you interrupted everyone, it was revealed that
there was no tenth question. The whole point was to
make people leave under the threat of never taking
the exams again if answered wrong.

As everyone was celebrating to themselves for not giving up, a figure broke through the glass and landed in front of everyone. You blinked once at the woman as you paused your food fest of eating your burrito as recognition of her came over you.

'Oh yeah, another boobs' you thought to
yourself as the bad bitch, ankO mitarashi stood up.

"Heads up boys and girls, this is no time to be
celebrating!" the woman yelled.