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Bc I'm starving y'all, here's something to brighten your day
AND I USED A GENERATOR, ALTHOUGH I HAVE DONE SOME OF MY OWN ADDITIONS ONTO THEM

Kipo: I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff.
Dave : I witnessed the dumb stuff.
Benson: I recorded the dumb stuff.
Y/n: I joined you in the dumb stuff.
Wolf: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!

Y/n: I don't dab. I stab.

Wolf: Get in, loser, we’re committing vehicular manslaughter!
Y/n: *Claps excitedly*

Y/n: The ‘how the fucks’ and 'why are you so dumbs’ don’t matter. All that matters is that I have a new gun.
Kipo: BABE NO-

Y/n: Say no to drugs.
Y/n: Say yes to drugs.
Y/n: It doesn't matter if you say yes or no to drugs, cause if you're talking to drugs... then you're on drugs.
Wolf: I mean, she does have a point.
Kipo: *nods in agreement*

Y/n: Kipo would only see me as a friend, right?
Benson: *inhales*
Kipo, in another room with Wolf: Why do I hear screaming?

Y/n: I like wearing oversized sweaters. Not just because they're extremely comfy and cuddly, but because whenever the sleeves are really big, I get to flop them around and smack people.

Benson: Don't quote me on this, but I believe murder is illegal!
Y/n: *offended gasp*

Dave, digging their grave: Long story short, this is my grave.......Want me to make you one too?
Y/n: Bitch, you're basically fucking immortal, what do you mean-

Benson: Hello friends!
The Squad:
Benson: You might be wondering why I’m taped to the ceiling

Kipo: What do you call disobeying the law?
The Squad: A hobby.
Kipo: *crosses their arms*
The Squad: That we do not engage in.

Y/n: The only straight I am is a straight-up badass.

Y/n: What can therapy do for me that screaming in my car for 30 minutes can’t?
Kipo: *disappointed sigh*

Kipo: I'm a nice person, but I'm about to start throwing rocks at people.

Wolf: New challenge! Don't say stupid shit for 24 hours!
Y/n: 100% impossible!
The sister duo: *High five and leave*

Y/n: I'm not a morning person. I'm barely even a person.

Y/n: When I see initials carved into a tree with a heart I think it’s so romantic. Two lovers on a date... one of them carrying a knife for some reason.
Kipo: Hey, we did that once!
Y/n, knowing she has claws: Point still stands.

Y/n: Remember, when burying a body, make sure to cover it with endangered plants so it’s illegal to dig up!
Y/n: Make sure to follow me for more gardening tips!

Benson: I'm hot, I’m tall, I'm gay, and I'm on my theatre kid arc.

Y/n: I'm a firm believer in "if you're going to fail, you might as well fail spectacularly."

Kipo: I would never say that my partner is a bitch and I don’t don’t like them. That’s not true… My partner is a bitch and I like them so much!

Wolf: I'd roast you, but my sister says you can't burn trash.
Wolf: *slow-mo walks out of the room*

Demon: Hey, I took your soul last month and-
Y/n: No returns.
Demon: *sobbing* But it's making me sad...

AND ON THAT NOTE LET'S END IT HERE
I hope you enjoyed, see you for next week's chapter :)

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