bsd reader insert. ft.hunting dogs

three gemlins

{warning, maybe ooc jouno?, I had a hard time writing a certain scene and you'll be able to tell which on it is}

the hunting dogs had just barely managed to evade name's wrath, now she was sulking on the floor.

"my hallways..my beautiful clean hallways.." name cried out as tachihara patted her back, the three gremlins were watching, feeling a little bit of regret.

"how'd it get like this?" tachihara asked them, tecchou sweatdropped while teruko looked to the side, jouno sighed knowing he'd have to answer.

"well..we were kind of having an argument about who the best hunting dog is, it's obviously me so I told these losers about it, then teruko got really pissed and threw some bags of dirt at us, I don't know why there were bags of dirt but they exploded, I got kind of pissed so I threw some paint buckets at her I also don't know why those were their either but those exploded too, tecchou tried stopping us and this happened" after explaining jouno pointed all around the room.

'those bitches...I was going to use those bags of dirt and paint buckets to make my room brighter, I wanted a garden' name thought, then she started crying and held onto tachihara's leg for dear life.

"wahhhh, tachihara is the only one that appreciates me!" she cried onto his leg making him freeze, the other hunting dogs looked at this in shock.

and of course the commander had to come in at that exact moment, he took one look at name crying, one look at the state of the hallway, and one look at the three gremlins then said something.

"have you guys been bulling name?" he asked.

"tecchou did it" both teruko and jouno said at the same time, pointing at tecchou.

that was how the commander became sure that it was not tecchou's fault, suddenly he grabbed both jouno and teruko by their collars, put them on his shoulders, somehow had room to grab name and kicked all of them outside.

"don't come back until you get along" was all he told them before locking the door leaving them outside.

"look what you did jouno! now the commanders mad at me" teruko yelled at jouno.

"look what I did!? your the one who threw the first punch!" jouno yelled back.

"can you both shut up!" name yelled at both of them, making both of them shut up, "it's your guy's fault that where like this and you guys ruined my beautiful hallways that I spent five fucking hours making perfectly clean!"

"well im sorry your such a clean freak" teruko yelled at her.

"im a clean freak because you guys are so freaking messy!"

"oh were messy? your mom killed herself because she could deal with you-" suddenly jouno shut up, knowing that he said something bad, "i'm sorry, i'm sorry, I didn't mean it" even teruko looked at him knowing he said something really bad.

name got over her mothers death a long time ago she just questions how they know that, "how..how do you know that?"

teruko and jouno looked guilty for a moment, then teruko coughed, "when you first started this job we had a background check done on you, it had mentioned your mom dying but not the details, normally we don't like to invade someone's privacy but we've had a few bad encounters in the past so we went a little bit furth.."

they had assistants in the past?

"we tracked down your father...he said a lot of not nice things about you" teruko continued, closing her mouth afterwards signalling that she didn't want name to hear the bad things then suddenly she spoke again, "though I do have to admit your dad was really beat up, it was like he had been beaten over and over again..."

it was then that both teruko and name realized that jouno was acting weird,not weird like usual but weird like crazy, he was crouching down on the ground in a way that his face wasn't visible. he kept repeating i'm sorry over and over again.

"is he... okay?" name asked teruko but she looked as confused as name was.

name walked to jouno, "hey jouno, it's okay I wasn't hurt by it"

oh my god, the great and powerful jouno was crying this is shocking, "no i'm sorry, every time I get close to someone I push them away..." 'wow, I..it's important to let men cry but..' name thought.

she got closer to jouno and slapped him, "jouno you are a fucking hunting dog, you've saved more lives than anyone else,while it is appreciated you do not need to apologize to me. I know it's important that men can cry too but your acting way out of character and it's freaking me out" 

it was then that jouno became jouno again, looking more like his normal self, teruko stared in shock at this.

he stood up and composed himself, quickly going to his mean teasing self, though he looked at name softly one more time before saying something, "name, teruko, we should leave"

"huh? why?"

"because a building three hundred miles away is being robbed" how tf does he know that!?

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jouno, teruko, and name snuck into the scene of the crime, they were taking hostages so they had to be sneaky and not alert the bad guys that they were in there.

"stupid losers,bringing in a gun" teruko whispered to name as they got closer, jouno heard it because he can and nodded.

just as jouno and teruko were about to pounce name fell backwards, wait why is she bleeding?

name had gotten hit on the head by an empty wine bottle and she clutched her head to drive the point that she had an injury then passed out to emphasize the fact she'd gotten hurt, as if they shared the same braincel{they do} jouno and teruko slowly turned they heads to the robbers, glaring.

out of fear the bad guys pointed at the person who did it, the guy who did it was paralyzed.

"you.." teruko said in the most frightening voice ever.

not a single bad guy in that building survived, they were all dead.

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later name awoke, just barely though because her eyes couldn't open more then half an inch, she just barely caught site of redish red hair, is she being carried.

"jouno...."name barely managed to say, he made a shushing noise while placing a finger on his lip.

"shh..go back to sleep" he told her.

jouno placed a hand over her eyes and name was lulled back into sleep.

the end.