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ahhhhhhhhhhh

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

name slowly opened her eyes, oh she must have fallen asleep trying to get sober, good chuuya must have at least brought her to dazai's-

looking to her left name saw chuuya, he was missing his shirt but somehow still had his hat on, name was silent for three seconds before screaming at the top of her lungs.

"AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" that instantly woke chuuya up, he took two looks at name, seeing that hurt shirt had become slightly untied and then he screamed at the top of his lungs.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH-" chuuya suddenly fell backwards and name crawled to the corner off the bed, grabbing the nearest weapon that just so happened to be a pillow.

"what the heck happened!" name asked, alerted.

"I don't remember, I was too drunk!" chuuya yelled back.

"I don't remember either! woah what is this?" suddenly name grabbed a hidden object, it had a plastic like texture and it was filled with...a white substance!?

name and chuuya looked at it for three seconds before promptly screaming again.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

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"it was a prank..just a prank" name muttered to herself as chuuya looked through the camera footage, apparently some little girl-elise I think, came into our room and decided to play a prank on the two of them by hiding it under the bed.

why did chuuya have cameras in his room? who knows? who was that little girl and why did she have the authority to come in here!? who knows that either!

to add onto all the worry and questions name realized that at least 7 hours had passed since she got drunk and that the hunting dogs are going to kill her! they need cookies or else they'll freak out!

name got up in such a loud way that it made chuuya fall off his chair, she then shaked chuuya's hand in a way that confused him, then finally she said goodbye in a somehow orderly fashion.

"alright, great times, looking forward to more..goodbye!" name said then she was out the door.

oh good gods she needed to get to the hq as fast as possible and bake more cookies, they're going to be so mad.

using the code to the door she opened it and was shocked by something.

she was shocked by the complete emptiness, nobody was here. Name assumed that teruko would have at least yelled at her by now but no nobody was here.

maybe they didn't notice that name was gone? yeah hopefully. Most likely they would be back soon so name decided to hurry before jouno could get here and nitpick about the lack of cleanliness.

then she got to work, cleaning the hallways, the dishes, getting started on some cookies so teruko doesn't complain.

The door opened, at least name had gotten everything done to a reasonable amount, she wasn't completely finished but it was good enough. Behind the door was tecchou, this was good he's the least likely to get mad at her.

"Good afternoon tecchou! Did you have a good day?" Name greeted him.

Tecchou scratched his head a bit before answering, "yeah, oh my the way the commander and the others want to talk to you"

Oh great, name was totally in trouble.

That's how name found herself inside of the commanders office, name didn't know he had an office but apparently he does, maybe he only uses it to interrogate people.

jouno and teruko were also here, tecchou had come in with her, it felt that any of them could attack name at any moment.

"uhhh, go afternoon commander" name said, sitting in a chair on the other end of the desk, clearly wondering what the actual heck is going on.

"good morning name, don't worry your not in trouble or at least you won't be depending on what you say, but it has to do with your boyfriend"

oh gods, what did they find out about dazai-

"he's in the port mafia-"

name proceeded to choke on air, what!?

"excuse me!? my boyfriend is not apart of the port mafia, he's a pain in the ass but he is a good man!" name defended dazai.

jouno could tell that name wasn't lying, her heart beat was normal so that meant one thing. her boyfriend was lying to her,why? they needed to find out.

"could it be possible that your boyfriend is lying to you?" tecchou asked from behind name, she gave him a little glare.

"absolutely not, I know him and he is not in the port mafia" name crossed her arms, getting a little bit annoyed.

"ugh..we ran a background check on him and he is absolutely in the mafia" jouno said quite rudely.

"well I refuse to believe it, there's no way he is in the mafia!" name said rudely back.

it seems the commander finally got enough of their arguing, "if he isn't in the mafia then how do you explain this!" he then slammed a photo on the table of a guy clearly in the mafia.

name stared at it, dumbfounded, she took a moment to register the picture before staring straight into the commanders eyes.

"that....that isn't my boyfriend" name remarked slowly.

the commander stared at name, "what?"

"that guy is some person I found drunk on the road, I fed him cookies and then we decided to go get a drink, i'm a lightweight so it led me to getting drunk" name explained. All the hunting dogs felt stupid.

"oh" they all slowly backed out of the room, name could swear that she saw tecchou moonwalking.

the moment all of them were out the door, it slammed shut and name looked at the door totally confused.

what is with them and her boyfriend!?

meanwhile thousands of miles away dazai sneezed.

chapter end.

authors note:sorry for the shorter chapter I just had a hard time writing this and I was on a schedule, like last time. this is the last update of the week and you won't get another one until friday the 9th but expect at least 3-7 updates on that day.