bsd reader insert. ft.hunting dogs

"I have no interest in men"

the tiger pounced in dazai's directing, luckily dazai was quick and moved out of the way, they had a bit of time where the tiger would just chase dazai around and it was kind of cute.

well it was cute until the tiger decided to pounce in name's direction.

'what do I do!? the hunting dogs gave me instructions if I ever encounter an ability user but I don't think they expected an actual tiger-' suddenly dazai jumped in front of name and touched the tigers nose.

a bright blue light hit name's eyes, it blinded her for a second, and when her eyes calmed down she saw that the tiger had turned back to atsushi.

it was a slow and beautiful moment, ever so delicately atsushi started to fall, about to fall into dazai's chest-

"I have no such interest in men like you" dazai said and then threw atsushi back onto the floor, 'so you like other men?' name thought, kind of confused but also offended that he just threw atsushi.

name was about to check on atsushi to see if he was okay but then she was disturbed by the sight of him being face down and ass up, do men fall like that!?

"dazai what was that?"name finally asked.

"me taking down a tiger" he said happily.

"no not that, why'd you say I have no such interest in men like you, you like men?"

"yeah obviously, especially the short ginger ones. do you like women?"

"I do, I've been on a couple dates with both men and women"

"that's good, we can be BI-dates"

"that is the most lame thing i've ever heard"

atsushi slowly began to stir and get up, when he came too name was right on top of him, he crawled a couple paces backwards freaking out a bit.

"are you okay?" name asked him, he nodded.

"y-yeah, im okay?-ahh what is this!" one of atsushi's hands was still in tiger form, it freaked him out, he shaked it desperately trying to get it off.

"oh, it's seems one of the paws didn't change back" no shit dazai, name didn't say that out loud, it felt wrong to swear in front of atsushi.

"so what are you going to do with him?" name asked, dazai raised an eyebrow.

"what do you mean 'what am I going to do with him?'

"your the reason he's in this mess you might as well give him a job or something"

dazai scoffed before truly registering name's words, "hm that's a good idea, Hey! I can make him join the armed detective agency, I don't know where he'd live though..." good, dazai may be an idiot but he does go through with his words. though where would atsushi live?

then name got an idea, "hey atsushi? you really don't have any place to go right?" name asked, atsushi looked to the ground like he was ashamed, then slowly he nodded.

"well then how about you live in my house!" suddenly atsushi's face went beat red, "wow name, your so quick to sign the adoption papers" dazai teased.

atsushi on the other hand had taken name's remark in a very different way, one that only teenaged boys would think of, crouching down to atsushi's level name explained herself.

"I happen to have a job that requires me to be away from my house from a long time, so it often gathers dust, if you clean my house every day I'll let you live in it, I am rarely home so I can guarantee that you'll have lots of privacy!"

atsushi looked up at name, unintentionally giving name blinding puppy dogs eyes, "you'd really do that for me?" oh gods he sounded like a hopeful kitty cat.

"yes, I'd promise you" he suddenly jumped up and hugged name like an excited cat, who needed a house cat when you've got atsushi here.

as atsushi thanked name excessively dazai stood in the corner evily planning to use atsushi to do all of his paperwork.

"hey dazai?" name said.

"hm?"

"can we go on another date" if going on more dates with this guy met more stray cats then so be it.

"yes! we can be girlfriend and boyfriend now!"

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three out of the five hunting dogs sat on a rounded table, beside them were a group of captured criminals, currently stripped of almost all their clothes, and they were covered in blood from being tortured over and over again.

most of this was done but teruko and jouno while the commander sat on a bit fluffy chair watching this all go down.

the tortured criminals knew this was their end, they had all the information tortured out of them and were completely at the mercy of the hunting dogs.

the commander coughed gaining teruko and jouno's attention, "now that we've gotten the information out of them I believe it's time to kill them-"

suddenly the commander was stopped when name opened the door to the room with a big bright smile, wearing a pink frilly apron that teurko had got her as a way to make fun of her for being like a housewife, in hand name had a plate full of at least thirty gigantic round pancakes, tecchou was right behind her also wearing a frilly apron but he had a bunch of butter and maple syrup in hand.

"who wants pancakes!" name cheerfully said.

"-right after we eat pancakes" the commander continued

Now the tortured criminals were forced to spend their final moments watching the hunting dogs eat the most beautiful looking pancakes they've ever seen, forget torture this was hell.

name hummed as she watched the hunting dogs eat her pancakes, jouno was a little annoyed because he thought he was the only one allowed to eat name's food but oh well.

"so name where have you been all day?" jouno asked in between pancake bites, hm name did say she would tell them if dazai and her hit it off....

"I got a boyfriend" collectively all the hunting dogs fell silent, well with the exception of teruko who spit out her orange juice all over tecchou.

"what!?" she yelled stomped over to name, grabbing her collar and shaking name, "your supposed to be my housewife! why are doing this!"

"teruko I swear the only relationship me and this boy have is completely romantic, there's nothing platonic about it" name begged, telling the truth.

"good, this better be completely romantic or else i'll kill you!" teruko started crying which wasn't that hard to get her to do.

none of the other hunting dogs had said a word, it wasn't until name had been gone for five minutes that they did anything.

despite the fact that it was impossible for him to do this jouno looked around the room and they all nodded in agreement.

"you guys understand what we have to do right?" the commander said, everyone looked at him in agreement.

"we have to kill name's boyfriend" "we leave them alone-"

"shut up tecchou"

"...okay"

end chapter.