bsd reader insert. ft.hunting dogs

assistant and the cat

~names dream~

name slowly opened her eyes, she was alone, or at least she thought she was.

a lemon shape figure appeared in her vision and name blushed at the sight. "b-bomb-chan? you saved me?"

bomb-chan waved his hair seductively, laughing a deep husky laugh, "yeah I did baby-girl, how you gonna thank me?"

name got up and grabbed bomb-chans non existant lemon shape hands, "we..we could get marrie-"

"name your cheating on me!" suddenly yelled hallway-chan, the pure beauty of the clean hallway made name's heart skip a beat.

"wait no- this isn't what it looks like!" name screamed trying to defend herself, hallway-chan gave her a look of disgust.

then bomb-chan wrapped his lemons around name, "it is what it looks like, I stole your girl you stupid hallway"

the angered hallway-chan, "that's it were fighting to the death!"

name screamed in despair as the bomb and hallway fought for her love

~end dream

name deadpanned, what the fuck was that!?

she got up and drank some coffee that was ever so nicely placed on the table next to her bed. Yosano couldn't heal name since she was caught by the medics right away, it would be very sus if name was suddenly fine. so that means name has to heal the normal way.

kyouka didn't have any injuries so she went with atsushi, they're staying at name's house right now, name has lots of things to do so she'll trust atsushi to take care of kyouka.

thanking a nurse that brought her a newspaper name continued to drink her coffee, 'eh i'm lucky, my injuries were pretty short considering I got hit by a bomb, I can just make an excuse to the hunting dogs-' suddenly name spit out her coffee, surprising the nurse.

What the fuck, quickly name grabbed a remote to a tv and turned on the news, confirming name's worst nightmares.

she was on national television! with full name and picture. both the headline on the newspaper and the tv said; 'HERO SAVES YOUNG GIRL FROM BOMB' they had name's face and everything captured, how did they even get that!? the hunting dogs were going to kill her!

then as she saw a bunch of people giving their speeches about what happened, name promptly fainted scaring the nurse.

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slowly name entered the hunting dogs hq, she carried all the hunting dogs favorite food and drinks in hand, maybe she could distract them with food. it almost always worked and name prayed it would this time.

it was odd, the entire place was dark, like a horror movie. she went to the kitchen that was strangely still clean, oh gods what did they do?

name placed the stuff down.

"what are you doing here?" suddenly jouno was behind name, without thinking she screamed at the top of her lungs and jumped backwards, just barely missing the table that she had put the food on.

even though name was on the floor scared she managed to compose herself, "uh, something wrong jouno?" she asked, trying not to sound terrified.

jouno scoffed at name, he had a newspaper in his hands. "explain this" he demanded while holding the newspaper in front of name.

"that...that's a picture of a missing kitten" name explained, jouno get angry when he remembered that he was blind and couldn't see what page name was on.

"what page are you on?" he asked, name broke out of her scared stance to go help jouno find the page. "its this one" name said helping jouno find the correct page.

"alright thanks, go back to position" instantly name went back to her scared position.

"explain this!" jouno demanded, pointing the newspaper in front of name's face.

"uh, I got involved in a train bombing" name said stating the obvious.

"yes, but there was a clear passage for people to escape the train, explain how you ended up getting hit by a bomb instead" oh gods, he's got her.

"why do you even care anyways, you don't like me" name finally said the thing she'd be thinking for the longest time.

"you..don't think I like you?" he asked, slightly offended.

name crossed her arms, "of course I don't think you like me, your kind of mean you know?" she responded.

jouno said nothing, leading name to think the conversation was over. just as she was about to leave name got surprised when jouno lifted her up suddenly.

"you think I don't like you" he repeated again, as if the sentence was disgusting.

"woah! jouno, let me go-" name tried to say as jouno lifted her up bridal style.

"no" was all he said, before taking name somewhere.

that somewhere happened to be name's own room, he dropped her on the bed, surprisingly nice then got close.

"I don't dislike you, not at all. I just have a hard time being nice to people" name stared at him blankly that pissed him off. "don't look at me like that! i'm trying to be nice here!" he demanded, making name laugh.

"your a loser"

"hmhm" name agreed.

"a stupid loser"

"what happened to being nice?"

"this is me being nice" name scoffed at his words.

having enough, jouno pushed name on the bed. "stay on bed rest or else! I will eliminate you if you step out that door!" then marched off.

'wow, so nice' name thought, she closed her eyes all the way, praying that she wouldn't get a weird dream like before.

when she opened her eyes again, everything looked.....bigger!?

chapter end.

authors note: ily guys!