bsd reader insert. ft.hunting dogs

assistant and a suicidal maniac

name humbbed a light toon, it was her very first day off and she decided to spend it at the farmers market, maybe she could find a sowing machine,some fabric would also be appreciated.

tasting some wine name decided to buy some, she's not a big alcohol person but she's thinking of gifting it to tecchou since he's her favorite of the hunting dogs, though she's going to have to find a way to give it to him without anybody noticing or else teruko will through a fit.

'hm, this strawberry flavored wine tastes ama-' "everybody stand down and give us your money or we'll shoot!" oh my god, seriously!?

a robber had entered the farmers market, he had a gun and was pointing it at everyone, seriously the one day name had off someone decided to rob her!?

"you get down!" the robber pointed the gun at name, cleary shocked that everyone but name had gotten down.

"eh, I don't feel like it" name said honestly.

"Get down or i'll shoot you!" name scoffed at that, "seriously you call that a threat?"

"you bitch! get down now!" oh she was pissing of the robber even more.

"you see that there" name pointed at the gun which made the robber look at it, "it's a revolver, it only has six bullet holes, there are over a 100 people here, shoot me and five other people and they'll be at least 94 people who can identify you and you'll go to jail or if im annoying enough you'll shoot me six times and they'll be a 100 people to identify you" there's also the fact that since name works for the hunting dogs this robber will get tortured by teruko because theres a chance that he's a spy trying to get information about the hunting dogs but name isn't allowed to say she works for them for her own personal safety.

the robber seemed intimidated by this, good a little more pushing and we can stall until the police get here-

"don't worry belladonna i'll save you!" said a masculine voice that suddenly showed up.

WHAT.

suddenly name was bridal carried by an unknown figure, looking up this guy had the most striking brown eyes and brown hair, she was carried away by him as some other guys tackled the robber, what broke name was some 14 year old boy with blond hair and the most innocent eyes she's ever seen dropkick the robber.

when they were a considerable distance away from the fiasco, the brown haired man let her down, looking more closely at the man he had a stunning face but a rather mischievous smile, he was also pretty tall, he..he's so beautiful.

just as name was about to thank him the man suddenly got down to his knees like he was about to propose which shocked name but then he said something stupid.

"PLEASE COMMIT DOUBLE SUICIDE WITH ME!" suddenly names fantasy's about this hot ass guy crumbled to the ground, she could hear shards cracking in the background.

naturally when someone says something stupid to name she'll say something stupid back, name grabbed the collar of his shirt and yelled.

"AT LEAST GIVE ME YOUR NUMBER FIRST YOU HOT PIECE OF TRASH!" the man was appalled, staring at name before his eyes lit up.

"of course belladonna! here i'll write it down for you" he quickly wrote down a number and handed it to name, it was then name realized she still had that strawberry flavored wine in her hands.

oh..she didn't pay for it but technically she didn't steal it, though knowing the police they'll say she stole it anyway......

"here hot man, take this wine, think of it as a present for saving me!" name cheerfully gave him the wine, place the crime on this guy!

he gladly took it, well it's good he likes wine because its all name's got for him.

"oh, I think it's time I introduced myself, im name last name, it's nice to meet you" name shakes his hand waiting for him to introduce himself.

he smiled at name, "my name's dazai osamu, I hope we can be friends in the future!"

ah...the smile makes name feel weird.

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"name this tastes weird" tecchou remarked.

"no it doesn't" name said back.

"okay"

the reason why it tasted weird to tecchou is because it wasn't the same color, name made something for jouno like she does every single night but this time she had some leftovers so she gave some to tecchou.

he may be her favorite but boy is he annoying.

name had texted a lot with dazai, he's an actual pretty funny guy, he may be handsome but he's a little piece of shit but name didn't mind. though they're was a weird feeling name got when talking to him

hm..maybe name can ask him out on a date..

tecchou finished his food, putting it in the sink for name to wash later, "hey name I forgot to tell you something" he told her.

"hm?"

"the commander wants you to meet our newest member, he's going on a mission soon for a long time and it's important you know each others faces.

"oh, what's his name?"

"tachihara"

chapter end.

authors note: alright I know I said I won't be updating till next friday but to make up for it I wrote this little chapter for next friday but I ended up finishing it early so here it is.