Pov:Zenitsu Agatsuma
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I was PEACFULLY resting in the infirmary until the ANGRY ASS buterfly girl came in and started forcing me to eat the most DISGUSTING MEDICINE, LIKE BISH THE FUCK I DO TO YOU? YOU TRYNA KILL MEH? I GUESS NOT ALL FEMALES ARE BIG MOMMY MILFS-
ANYGAYS- Tanjiro then walked in and came to my rescue~ O MAH GAWD HE MY SAVIOUR~Ｏ(≧∇≦)ＯＯ(≧∇≦)Ｏ TANJIRO-KUN~!!! "WAHHHH! TANJIROOOOOOO THIS WOMAN IS TRYING TO POISIN MEEEEE~ HELPPPPP!!" I screamed waiting for my Tanjiboo😍😍 to save me, "Ah- Zenitsu- im sorry but i cant help you, this medicine is to make you feel better, remember?" He said so politely and with the biggest and warmest smile hes so dreamy and- wait im acting like Muichiro- anygays-
I sighed, then took the DISGUSTING MEDICINE to make Tanjiboo happy, I then grabbed my phone and started to play genshin, cause the bad bish needa get ZADDY DILUC😍😍😍😍
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3:39
In a genshin impact chat
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lightingsimp:hey rui, yuu!
spooderman#5:where.the.fuck.were.you?
loner4life:yeah fr
lightningsimp:well damn, sorry, I was on a mission and my limbs got turned into baby limbs...
spooderman#5:shi-
trainwrecker:Rui, if you say that word, money will go in the swear jar, understood?
spooderman#5:that is the most unperverted thing you have said all day, oh and Zenitsu, what is with you and that Tanjiro kid?
lightningsimp:you mean my tanjiboo😍😍😍
loner4life:I knew you were a simp, but I didn't think you would simp for my lil bro
lightningsimp:oh shi- fr? Then can I have your blessing?
. . .
lightningsimp:....yuu?
loner4life:over my cold, dead, maggot infested body.
lightningsimp:bruh
loner4life:plus I already gave that to Muichiro
lightningsimp:DAMNIT
spooderman#5:ok ig? Like I. need. Some. Damn. EXPLANATIONS. WHO THE HECK IS MUICHIRO? AND WHY DID HE GET YOUR BLESSING TO MARRY THIS 'TANJIRO' GUY?!
lightningsimp:YEAH! WHY MUICHIRO AND NOT ME!?
spooderman#5:yo calm ya-
trainwrecker:Rui.
spoderman#5:-self down you dumb simp😃 I wasn't defending stupid😒
lightningsimp:wow, just WOW
loner4life:anyways, I bet 50,00000 I can beat yalls ass
lightningsimp:your on, bish 40,00000!
spooderman#5:the hell? HOW MUCH MONEY DO YOU TWO HAVE!? THAT HAS GOT TO MAKE A BIG DENT IN YOUR BANK ACCOUNTS AHHAAHH I BET 120!
lightningsimp:dent? More like mear scratch!
spooderman#5:if this is the shit they be paying y'all I WANNA BECOME I SLAYER GAWHDAYUM
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ANOTHER UPPERMOON GC
Fanfictionjust your usual uppermoon GC with the amount of crackheads that can drive you mad, and the hashira come in at some points too!
