Darius: vjjiihyzifpglfitpudpyduriririr
Ed: Dad?
Ed: WAIT NO SHIT I MEAN
Ed: AUTOCORRECT
Em: ED!
Ed: IT WAS AUTOCORRECT
Luz: Dad? But Alador isn't in this chat?
Ed: IT WAS AUTOCORRECT
Ed: I MEANT TO SAY "DAR"
Amity: Yeah that's what it was. We call him Dar.
Em: Yeah that's what it is
Luz: Okay...
Darius: HsbsnmsKJJBbVvNmkIii🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐃🌿🌿
Luz: ???
Darius: ebrWoLd🐕🐕🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅
Luz: I am so confused right now
Hunter: Eberwolf?
Darius: 😁😁😁🍄🍄
Luz: OHHHHHHHH
Luz: That makes more sense
Darius: Sorry, Eberwolf stole my scroll. As for what happened with Edric, what was that all about?
Ed: I accidentally called you dad
Darius: Ohhhhh.
Darius: Luz, do you mind if I add someone to the chat?
Luz: No I don't mind, go ahead!
Darius: Thank you.
Em: Oh Titan. Pls don't add who I think you're going to add.
Darius: 😁
Darius has added Alador to the chat
Alador: Hi Darius. Whay am I doing here?
Alador: What
Ed: YOU ADDED DAD?!
Alador: Edric?
Em: And Emira
Amity: And Amity.
Luz: And Luz!
Alador: Edalyn's kid?
Alador: Our kids?
Luz: Our???
Alador: Oh oops. Autocorrect.
Alador: I meant to say my.
Luz: ?????
Alador: Who else is in this chat?
Darius: Raine, Eda, Eda's sister, Luz and Amity's friends, and Steve.
Alador: Oh. Wow. That's a lot of peop e
Alador: People
Darius: Yeah. So should we tell them?
Alador: Sure, why not?
Luz: ?
Darius: Actually, how about we let the kids tell everyone. It might make it less awkward.
Alador: Yeah you're right.
Em: Dad and Darius are dating
Amity: Darius is Dad's boyfriend.
Ed: WE HAVE TWO DADS AND DARIUS IS ONE OF THEM AND THAT'S WHY I CALLED HIM DAD BUT THEY DIDMT WANT ANYONE TO KNOW YET SO THAT'S WHY I BLAMED IT ON AUTOCORREVT BUT IT WASN'T I WAS LYING BECAUSE I DIDN'T WANT TO RUIN THEIR SEVRET
Darius: What they said.
Eda: WHAT?!?!?!
Raine: Oh wow! Congratulations! How exciting!
Darius: Where have you two been?
Eda: Sleeping
Raine: Well, Eda was sleeping. She's a bit sick. I was just keeping her company.
Luz: AWWWW that's sweet💕💕💕
Eda: I'm not sick
Darius: That's not what you said earlier when Luz and Raine were trying to "Force a sick woman to let them give away your secrets"
Eda: ...
Eda: Anyway how long exactly were you planning to keep your relationship from us?
Darius: Until Al was ready to tell people.
Eda: Ohhhhh
Eda: That makes sense
Eda:💛
Ed: TWO DADS!
Willow: Me too!
Luz: I don't have two dads but I have a mom, another mom, a momdad, and a cool aunt.
Eda: Momdad?😂
Raine: Yep! That's what Luz has decided to call me. It's cute :)
Luz: :)
Raine: :}
Eda: :]
Masha: I know I'm a little late, but I have two moms!
Masha: It's not the same as two dads, but my moms are pretty cool💜💜
Hunter: I have...um...an uncle/brother who's dead now,
Miss Camila is like my mom I think, Darius is like my dad, and I have um, siblings?
Eda: Eda's my mom :)
Eda: This is King, btw
Eda: Eda's asleep
Eda: And Luz is my sister
Eda: And Raine is my Momdad
Eda: And Hooty is um...Hooty
Raine: HEY! ThaT's VeRy ROOD HOOT HOOT
Raine: Tbis is hooty
Raine: I dEe alk oF you aS faMoly
Luz: You are family, Hooty :)
Raine: YAY
Raine: Okay I'm back :)
Raine: I'm very glad to be a Momdad to such good kids. Hooty included.
Luz:💜💜💜💜💜💜
Raine:💙💙💙💙💙💙
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The Owl House Groupchat
FanfictionThere are a bunch of these and I think they're super funny so I decided to make one. Also, the cover art is not mine.
