Emi: THEY'RE SO PRETTY IT HURTS
Eddie: I'M NOT TALKING 'BOUT GIRLS I'M TALKING 'BOUT BOYS
Emi: Ed.
Emi: Sweetheart.
Emi: YOU RUINED THE LESBIAN SONG
Eddie: CUZ THERE AREN'T ANY GAY MEN SONGS FOR ME TO SING
Emi: YES THERE ARE
Eddie: REALLY? NAME SOME
Emi: Good Old Fashioned Lover Boy by Queen
Eddie: THAT'S ONLY ONE
Emi: I'M THINKING
Eddie: EXACTLY
Eddie: IF THERE WERE ACTUALLY MORE GAY MEN SONGS YOU WOULDN'T HAVE TO THINK
Eddie: I CAN NAME MULTIPLE LESBIAN SONGS RN
Eddie: Girls by girl in red, For The Girls by Haley Kiyoko, She by dodie, We Fell In Love in October by girl in red, I want to be your girlfriend by girl in red
Emi: That's a fair point, but there are still plenty of gay guy songs
Eddie: That aren't covers?
Emi: Yes!
Eddie: Then name some more
Emi: Well Ricky Montgomery is gay, so all of his songs
Eddie: He doesn't count! He doesn't come out and say (hehehe) that he's talking about guys. All the songs I named are making it 100% clear that they're talking about females
Emi: That's also a fair point but there are gay guy songs
Eddie: Well yeah, I'm sure, but not a lot
Eda: Sure there are more lesbian songs than gay guy songs, but how many songs can you name about a nonbinary person? That isn't a cover
Eddie: Uhhhh
Eda: Exactly
Raine: We need ✨representation✨:}
Eda: Yes you do baby❤
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FanficThere are a bunch of these and I think they're super funny so I decided to make one. Also, the cover art is not mine.
