Darius: Alright, I've had about enough of Francis.
Darius: He almost ate Tiny, he bit Steve, and he hissed at me earlier.
Steve: It's okay, it didn't hurt
LULU: He didn't almost eat Tiny.
LULU: He didn't even touch him. We've been over this.
Darius: He did. He's hostile and mean and you need to control him better.
LULU: HE'S A SNAKE.
Darius: And?
Darius: Tiny Boi is a rat, that doesn't give him permission to steal your food.
Alador: Or cook it
Darius: Al, now is not the time.
LULU: Francis isn't 'hostile and mean'.
Darius: But he is.
Steve: Francis is a chill little dude. He doesn't try to eat people and he's very friendly
Darius: He literally bit you.
Steve: Out of love.
Darius: You're really defending him?
Steve: Yeah?
Steve: He's my snake-
LULU: Francis is a snake. Snakes bite sometimes. And they hiss too, Darius. It's not the end of the world.
Darius: Yeah well he almost ate my husband's rat.
Emi: HUSBAND?
Alador: Um we're not married yet Darius
Eddie: YET?
Darius: I meant boyfriend.
Darius: Chill out.
LULU: How do you just accidentally call someone your husband?
Darius: How do you just accidentally let your snake eat people?
LULU: HE DIDN'T EAT HIM.
LULU: HE'S ALIVE AND WELL.
Darius: He might be alive and well physically, but you don't know how he is mentally after almost being EATEN ALIVE.
LULU: Alador, come get your 'husband'.
Darius: I guess Francis isn't the only snake around here.
LULU: Did you just call me a snake?!
Darius: Yeah, I did.
Steve: Ay snakes are cool. That's a compliment, Lils
Luz: SNAKES ARE VERY COOL
Alador: Darius please stop framing Lilith's snake.
Alador: Tiny Boi is fine
Darius: Whatever. This isn't over, Clawthorne.
LULU has removed Darius from the chat
LULU: It is for now.
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The Owl House Groupchat
FanfictionThere are a bunch of these and I think they're super funny so I decided to make one. Also, the cover art is not mine.
