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This chapter was requested by @blxsoo! (I know I didn't write it the right way as far as ✌business✌💋 goes, but I'm not the biggest fan of ✌business ✌💋and I headcanon Raine as asexual, so I changed it up a little bit. I hope that's okay) anyway, enjoy!
HOOTSIFER: I'M GONNA BE SCARRED FOREVER HOOT HOOT
LULU: We're all at the same house, Hooty. There's no need to text us.
HOOTSIFER: YES THERE IS HOOTSIFER: I JUST SAW RAINE AND EDA DOING Y'KNOW-
LULU: I- LULU: I think I might actually vomit.
Luz: What's y'know?
LULU: Nothing. It's nothing.
Darius: WAIT WHAT? Darius: THAT'S WHERE THEY WENT?
HOOTSIFER: YEAH HOOT HOOT HOOTSIFER: THAT'S ALAO WHY THEY AREN'T TEXTING THE CHAT
Eda: Hooty. I swear to Titan-
LULU: Eda. PLEASE tell me Hooty wasn't telling the truth. Whether or not he was telling the truth determines if I vomit, so PLEASE. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF TITAN EDA, TELL ME YOU WEREN'T DOING WHAT HE SAID YOU WERE DOING.
Eda: Jeez Lilith chill the beans. No I wasn't doing, y'know. Hooty's a big fat liar
HOOTSIFER: I AM NOT HOOT HOOT
Raine: Yeah I can confirm that we weren't doing, y'know. I'm asexual, guys
Eda: Yeah and even if they weren't, do you really think we would do that right now? With multiple children and my y'know-repulsed aroace sister in our home?
LULU: I mean you don't seem the type to, but I'm not sure what to believe anymore. Anything could happen.
Luz: PLEASE SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT Y'KNOW IS😭
Eda: You don't know already so I'm not telling you. It doesn't matter though because that's not what Raine and I were doing
LULU: Then what were you doing?
HOOTSIFER: THEY WERW MAKING OUUUYYYYTYYT
LULU: Is he telling the truth, Eda?
Eda: I wouldn't go as far as to say we were making out, but yeah, we kissed a little
LULU: Why'd you lie to us the first time, Hooty?
HOOTSIFER: I DON'T KNOWWWWW😭😭😭😭 HOOTSIFER: I'M SORRY LULU😭😭😭
LULU: It's fine, Hootsifer. LULU: Now let's put our scrolls down. It's bugging me that were texting each other when we're all in the same room.
Eda: Alrighty
Raine: Okey dokey
Darius: Sure thing
HOOTSIFER: HOOOT
Eda has gone offline Raine has gone offline Darius has gone offline LULU has gone offline HOOTSIFER HAS GONE OFFLINE
Luz: I'm still confused😭😭😭 Luz has gone offline
Sorry I haven't updated in a while y'all. I guess my motivation fell out the window. Anyway, after almost falling out of said window, I got my motivation back! (I didn't almost fall out of a window y'all, don't worry) Also, sorry to the lovely person who requested this who waited patiently for their idea to show up😭 It showed up! I hope you like the way I wrote it even though it's not exactly the way you wanted it. Anywho, byeeee y'all, I'll be updating more frequently now, so see you then!🍋
