Eda: Alador, Darius
Eda: I saved our kid
Eda: You're welcome
Alador: Our kid?
Eda: Yes.
Eddie: Miss Eda is my mom now
Eda: I've been your mom, kiddo
Eda: But you need a new name
Eda: One that isn't so close to Eda
Gus: He can have Goops
Gus: You can call him that now instead of me
Eda: He doesn't give off Goops energy
Eda: But nice try, Goops
Gus: Darn😭
Eda: I would just call him Blight Brother, but that's not a good name
Eda: I'VE GOT IT
Eda: BB
Eda: It stands for Blight Brother and it sounds like baby
Eddie: I LOVE IT
Eda has changed Eddie's name to BB
BB: AHHHHHHHH💚💚💚💚
Darius has changed Emi's name to EB
EB: YES I GET A COOL NAME TOO
BB: We have the same initials, tho😭
BB: Won't the people reading this be confused?😭😭
EB: What?
BB: Nothing
Raine: I know what'll help!
Raine has changed BB's name to
BB💙
Raine has changed EB's name to
EB💜
BB💙: YEAH THAMKS MX. RAINE
BB💙: Wait, Miss Eda, if you're married to Mx. Raine, then does that make them my parent as well?
Eda: I don't see why not
Eda: Raine, do you want another kid?
Raine: Yes! Can Emira be our kid as well?
Raine: If she wants to of course
EB💜: YES I'D LOVE TO
Eda: Yeah I was thinking of getting her next
EB💜: YEAHHHHHH
Raine has changed Eda's name to Mama Eda❤
Luz has changed Raine's name to Momdad🎻
Luz: Now Amity just needs a new mom
Amity: I have one already
Luz: You do?
Lillith: Yes💙
Luz: AWWW
Luz: But do I change your name to Mama Lillith or Cool Aunt Lillith?😭😭
Mama Eda❤has changed Lillith's name to Wine Mom/Aunt
Wine Mom/Aunt: I'm not a wine anything.
Wine Mom/Aunt: I don't drink wine.
Mama Eda❤: Well I think it fits you
Wine Mom/Aunt: It doesn't
Wine Mom/Aunt has changed their name to Bad Girl Historian
Bad Girl Historian: That's better.
Mama Eda❤: You're such a nerd
Bad Girl Historian: Heck yes I am!
BB💙: WAS THAT A STEVEN UNIVERSE REFERENCE?
Bad Girl Historian: Yes💕
Hunter: OH MY TITAN YOU WATCH STEVEN UNIVERSE TOO???
Bad Girl Historian: YES
Hunter: OH MY GOSH
Hunter: WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTER?
Bad Girl Historian: PEARL
Eddie: AH I LOVE PEARL
Hunter: I CAN'T BELIEVE IT
Hunter: MORE PEOPLE TO TALK ABOUT SU WITH
Mama Eda❤: Keep it up Lilli and you'll be adopting more kids than me
Bad Girl Historian: Nonsense. You're a better mother than I am.
Hunter: I have always wanted a mom
Hunter: And you were kind of like my mom in the Emperor's Coven
Bad Girl Historian: Nevermind, I have two children now.
Hunter: A MOM
Bad Girl Historian: 💙💙💙
Mama Eda❤: Awww look at Mama Lilli❤
Darius: Is no one going to comment on Eda and Lillith stealing all of our children? No? Okay.
Mama Eda❤: We're not stealing, we're sharing
Mama Eda❤has changed Darius' name to Dadrius
Mama Eda❤has changed Alador's name to Aladad
Mama Eda❤has changed Bad Girl Historian's name to Mama Lilli❤
Mama Eda❤: There, now we're all parents
Luz: SO MANY PARENTAL FIGURESSSS💕💕😁😁💕😁😁😁😁😁
Amity: I KNOW💕💕😁😁😁😁😁
BB💙: REAL LOVE AND AFFECTION FROM A MOTHER💕😁💕😁😁😁😁
EB💜: IT'S INCREDIBLE
Hunter: I KNOW
Mama Lilli❤: Now that all of us are parents, which one of us is paying for these kids' therapy sessions?
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Fiksi PenggemarThere are a bunch of these and I think they're super funny so I decided to make one. Also, the cover art is not mine.
