《DNF Parent AU》

《(How much do I ship DNF)》

Yknow- back to when i knew some of my friends shipped dnf too- WE- ARE FUCKING INSANE ABOUT IT- IN A GOOD WAY-

And one of my friends was like- "we have a dnf disorder" (actually all of us do)

Basically its- i mean its already self explanatory from the name itself.

One of them explained that the "cure" for it was to stab something in your eye to make you colorblind and i was like bitch wtf- 😭

Ig im not complaining having that kind of disorder- :DD

NOW- i bet DNF is confirmed by now and i'll give you reasons.

- From there online flirting from videos and streams.

- To literally everyone shipping, writing stories and making fanart about them.
- Even some members ship them.
- The new DNF disc in minecraft. (Mojang why??)
- That we literally live in a DNF planet. (earth built different right?)
- People posting online everything and I mean EVERYTHING that are blue and green which makes my sanity go 〽️〽️〽️
- That in Banter podcast George is literally moving in with him. (AAAHHH so excited)
- Dream is a Leo and George is a Scorpio, which means they are legendary lovers. (search it on google if you don't believe me)

(I wrote that back in 2021)

(but for 2022 - 2023)

BITCH- I WILL-

- Probably the no.1 reason IS HEATWAVES ITSELF-
- Second reason is WHY I WROTE ALL MY DNF BOOKS IN THE FIRST PLACE-

- There's pride/dnf month 🏳️‍🌈💚💙
- Larray and Issa's disstrack.
- Issa asking George what he'll do in pride month.
- George seeing the edited pic of him and Dream in their music video.
- Dream editing George's vids 💞
- More good ass fanart.
- More good ass prompts and fics.
- Even dnf can't be stopped in a sims game played by Sapnap 😭✨
- "Are you in love with your best friend" test.
- Meetups.
(them meting for the first time, chrimstmas streams, DATES, more streams that i can't remember)
- Even more flirting.
- Snapchats.
- Tiktoks.
- George laughing at "dnf is real" trending on twitter :))
- Also George posting a tiktok with a very questionable fanart :))
- Puffy talking about dnf 💚💙✨
- Dnf wearing matching cat beanies.
- Chrimstmas stream.
- "George breathing from Dream's heart & riding him." (vidcon) 😭
- DNF MATCHING INSTAS
- George's 27th birthday stream <33

- Dream's first vidcon.
- DNF SWAPPING SHOES
- They straight(nt) like me 💅
- Even the nurse thought they're dating.
- "DNF IT TAKES TWO" "DNF DAY"
- Dream looking at George when he sang "babe". 😭✨
- The way George smiles whenever Dream speaks 🥺✨
- "I may be gay but atleast I'm not American/I may be gay but atleast I'm not British" and "Sorry ladies i $u€k
d!€k$" shirts/lowkey merch.
- Dnf on a basketball date 💚💙
- "Listen, George is beautiful, and he's handsome, and he's smart, and he's kind" AJDHKKFSF 🥺💞
- Some of the songs from Dream's album "to whoever wants to hear".
- AND EVEN MORE THAT I LOST COUNT OF THE REST.
(updated)

LIKE- HOW AM I NOT MEANT TO SHIP THIS WHEN THEY'RE SO PERFECT TOGETHER-
(brunette / blonde)
(british / american)
(hard to express his feelings / loving)
(black cat / golden retriever)
(hates olives / loves olives)
(can't drive / drives him everywhere)
(brown eyes / green eyes)
(straight hair / curly hair)
(blue / green)
(fell harder / fell first)
("you're an idiot / "i love you")
(passenger / driver)
(hates it but loves his hugs / loves hugs)
(tea / coffee)
(secretly loves it / protects him)
(talks / listens)
(night owl / early bird)
(scorpio / leo)
(moon / sun)
(always cold / portable heater)
(pretty privilege / minecraft god)
(older but shorter / younger but taller)

MY HEART COULDN'T TAKE IT- ISTG- IF THEY DONT START DATING SOON NOR CONFIRM IT, I AM GONNA LOSE MY SHIT- PLS IM GONNA CRY IM GONNA CRY IM GONNA CRY-

"I live for dnf, i breathe for dnf, i wake up early at 6am for dnf, (even though i mostly wake up at 11-) i eat 3 meals a day for dnf, i look myself in the mirror and say, "i look good today" for dnf. Dnf is love, Dnf is life."
- @Octo_WasTaken on Twitter

WISE WORDS OCTO 👏👏👏

LIVE, LAUGH, LOVE DNF 💚💙

So there's your answer :DD

(why did i wrote this at 12:06am someone help me)