Go fish

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It was a very gay day in Robloxia. There was 72 rainbows and everybody around town was wearing pride merch. 

"What the fish, why is everybody wearing pride merch?" said iSophiexo.

"Bc gay month!!!" replied Loserrfruit.

"Oh yaaa I forgor.." iSophiexo said sheepishly.

"Anygaysss do you wanna go fishing" said Loserrfruit.

"Ya, ok bbg!!!!" said iSophiexo.

Using their super epik homosexual powers they teleported their fishing supplies to themselves and then walked to some random lake that probably was filled with cyanobacteria. While they were walking, an elderly lady approached them.

"BEEE WHOOO UUU RRRR FORR URRR PRIDEEE DONTTT HIDEEE!!! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈" said the elderly lady.

"SHUT UP" said Loserrfruit. 

Then the elderly lady started throwing a tantrum and threw 17 bricks of cocaine at them, after that she started yelling lies and stormed off. That was NOT yippie moment.

"What the fiddly fish.." said iSophiexo.

"That lady was nuts..." said Loserrfruit.

"Fr.. do you think she was on something" said iSophiexo.

"She definitely was" said Loserrfruit.

After that occurrence the two gay gay homosexual gays walked peacefully until they had to cross some street. At the street they're a crossing the guard.. the crossing guard looked just look a criminal they had seen on the news!! Could it be.. was it really HERALD HAMINBORGER???? The two homosexuals had no choice but to cross the street with the suspicious old man.. 

"Hello pretty ladies" the old man said mischievously.

"Uhm for your information we are GAY so leave us alone" said Loserrfruit.

"Shiver me Timbers, ok" said the old man.

"Wait.. are you Herald haminborger" said iSophiexo.

"Uhm ya??" Said the old man.

"HOLY SHIT" said iSophiexo. 

Right after that she grabbed Loserrfruit's hand and started sprinting across the street, there was no way that they were gonna cross the street with a wanted criminal.. After they sprinted across the street they were pretty silent until they heard they heard the voice of their fishing friend, Hatsune Miku. Standing next to Miku was the old lady who threw 17 bricks of cocaine at them earlier.

"Hey Miku.. wait a minute.. what are you doing with that lady..." said Loserrfruit.

"This is my bestie, SuperAmazingWK!!" said Hatsune miku.

"Oh... ok then..." Loserrfruit said, she was obviously pissed.

"Uhm.. Hayy SuperAmazingWK.." said iSophiexo.

"COUPLE GOALS!!!!" Yelled SuperAmazingWK aka the old lady.

"I am gonna swing you by your hair" said Loserrfruit.

"Pls don't I didn't do anything wrong 😞😞🥺🥺🙏🙏🙏" said SuperAmazingWK.

"Uhmm... guys let's not fight!!!" said Hatsune Miku "Let's all go fishing as normal people and not demons, now apologize to eachother!!!"

"Sorry... my inner demons got me.." said Loserrfruit.

"No" said SuperAmazingWK.

"Uhmmm okk thennnnn" said Loserrfruit.

At that moment Miku got some random ass text.

"Oh! Titto is texting me hold on" she said.

She took a few seconds to reply to the text and then said:

"Titto said that she's already at the Lake, hurry up!! We can't keep her waiting" 

"Wait.. Teto is gonna fish with us?" Said iSophiexo.

"Uhmm ya" said Miku.

"Er, ok" said iSophiexo.

Since Miku owns the world she increased everybody's really epic homosexual powers by 1727828282 %, then they used them to teleport to the lake bc walking would take too long and last time they stole a car they got arrested.

"Hayyy Titto" Miku said when they arrived.

"Omga hayyy!!!!!!!!" Teto replied.

They did some really ugly secret handshake and uh ya.. after that they all just did some pretty boring fishing shit so ya.. end of story!!! WOOOHOOOOOOOOOOO




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