EWWW I HATE DRUG DEALERS (the surprise in the video is DRUGS)

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ok so like today loserrfruit and iiSophiexo went to the city because like they needed to go to court bc they are gonna sue Len the e-kitten and then like yea yippeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

"Pookie are you happy that we get to sue that man that HARRASSED us" iiSophiexo said

"Yes, I'm very excited i HATE him" loserrkid said

so like then they're just walking and then this purple haired drug dealer just like jumps out in front of them

"HAYYYY WANNA BYU SIEM DEUGS" the purple haired guy said

"Uhm wtf man get AWAY" loserrfruit said

"I goat uhhhgghhhh weed and cocaine and heroin and ketam8ne and uhh yea" the purple haired guy said

"Uhm I didn't ask what you had idiot" loserrfruit said 

"GRRRR" the purple haired guy said

"CALM DOWN MAN" loserrfruit said

And then uhh they started FIGHTING like they got into a war and some shit and then like ya and uhh iiSophiexo called the POLICE

WEEE OOO WEEE OOOWEEE OOOO wWEREOOOWE WEOOW EE OOOWWWW WOEOOO

"Hayyy I'm a police yup" said the police

"Omg help this insane drug addict is attacking my girlfriend HELP!!!" iiSophiexo said

"Ok gal pal 😜" said the cop and then she strangled the drug dealer addict guy or whatever and put him in handcuffs.

"WOOHOOO GO GIRLL" cheered iiSophiexo 

and uh like even though the drug dealer is in handcuffs or something he still somehow was able to smoke zaza so that's great I guess

"ok anyways so like i LIED about being a police lady thing I'm gonna let this guy go" said the cop

"Uhm WHAT." Said loserrfruit 

"Uhm.." said the police officer 

"Omg wait.. are you gumi" said iiSophiexo asked the police lady

"Ya ofc I am" said gumi

"You're so UGLY" said loserrfruit

"Uhmmm what the fuck I just saved you from this drug addict and now you're calling me ugly??? Wtf man." Said gumi

"Ok you know what I'm just gonna let this man ATTACK you AGAIN bc you're a meanie weanie" gumi also said

"Uhmm gumi wtf girl" loserrfruit said

"Grrrrrr...." Said the drug dealer addict or whatever i called him before

"SHUT UP" screamed loserrfruit

and then like always super appeared out of nowhere and then just beat the shit out of the drug guy, this time she beat him with a box of minion tampons

"OWIEEEEEEEE" said the drug dealer

"Shut up RUI." Said super

And then like after she said Rui everybody got like really shocked like their faces all looked like that one shocked cat gif but also that shocked Pikachu gif but also that shocked rat gif and also that shocked possum gif and like yea

"OMG HIS NAME IS RUI???" iiSophiexo said

"That's a ugly name, it sounds like a rug" said loserrfruit

"Stop bullying me you're MEAN" said Rui

"Y'all stop fighting, Stan newjeans instead 🥺" SuperAmazingWK said

"Omg ok" everybody said

ok and then they all became besties and listened to newjeans and then they went to court and sued e-kitten Len for 79193838828828282 dollars the end

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