Miku expo walmart tickets

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Ok so like it was a gay day in the town of robloxia and iiSophiexo and loserrfruit and just doing their thing ig. So like then they gotta like uh go to Walmart but then there is a man wearing a trench coat that is JUMPING INTO THE RIVER but they ignore him bc he's probably some homeless drug addict but then he just starts FLOATING upside down so his feet are sticking out of the water like a crab. Uhm that has nothing to do with this story but I thought it was important to share.

iiSophiexo and loserrfruit arrive at Walmart and they're only one thing that they're there for, miku expo tickets. Why are miku expo tickets being sold at Walmart? I don't know ask Hatsune miku herself.

"Wow! We got here just in time, look at all the people who just got here!" loserr fruit exclaimed

"Yaaaaaa we are sooo early gal pal" iiSophiexo replied excitedly

"Soo erm how long do we gotta even be in this line bc even though we are early there's still some people in front of us..." loserrfruit said

"I dunno maybe a hour" iiSophiexo replied

"Oh.. ok then.." loserrfruit replied

So then they just waited.. and waited.. and waited.. and then after a while an ugly ass midget red head with the ugliest hat imaginable starts CUTTING people in line.

"Get out of the way!! I need to get miku expo tickets for me and the port mafia!!!" the ugly midget said after cutting loserrfruit and iiSophiexo 

"Uhmmm bitch no way how abt you back up bc I don't want you to give me or my POOKIE WOOKIE any DISEASES." Loserrfruit replied

"Uhm I don't CARE you stinky furry" the midget replied 

"IM NOT A FURRY WTF" loserrfruit replied angerly

"I see that rainbow sparkle fursona that you designed.." the midget said

AND THEN THE MIDGET SWUNG LOSERRFRUIT AND HER POOKIE. Loserrfruit was NOT having it so she started beating the shit out of that little redheadded midget and swung him by his hair so that he started to develop bald spots.

"Take that you disgusting midget" loserrfruit said

"WAHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHH WAHHHWWAAAAAAA"the little red head midget sobbed

And then like after that the midget ran away and then like uh yea uhh yea!! After like 10 minutes, loserrfruit and iiSophiexo reach the customer service counter bc thats where they're selling the miku expo tickets. Loserrfruit looks up and sees none other than superamazingwk working at the ticket counter.

"Omg hayy superamazingwk!!!" Loserrfruit and iiSophiexo exclaimed

"Hayyyy!!!" Superamazingwk replied

"Sooooo why are you here" loserrfruit said

"I gotta pay off my debt bc some ugly red midget with a ugly hat robbed me..." superamazingwk replied

"Oh I just beat the shit out of that midget bc he was cutting in line!!" loserrfruit replied

"Omg woah!! You know what... you can just have these tickets for free bc you shouldn't have had to deal with that.." superamazingwk replied 

"Oh ok!! Thanxxxxx" loserrfruit replied

And then like loserrfruit and iiSophiexo leave the Walmart with their tickets and then like yea they go home and party!!!

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⏰ Last updated: Sep 27, 2023 ⏰

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