Before bed routine

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Kai- Stares at himself in the mirror and flirts with himself and his hairgel bottles. Fixes his hair after and posts on social media. He wants to look good in his dreams and everyone else's. It helps his ego before bed and is a tradition for him. He does it every night, every morning and after shower. He believes that if he doesn't do it his beauty will disappear and his face will become like jays. His biggest nightmare.

Jay- first he stays up till 11 playing video games from like 6. Then he, Locks the door and fills his bathtub up with bubbles. He will play in the bubble bath with his sacred secret rubber duckies. After that he will go in his adorable pajamas and ask for warm milk because he's too lazy to do it himself. Then sometimes he eats some cookies and breakdances to mix it all in. Then he uses the toilet so he doesn't wet the bed and is out cold.

Zane- He loves to be that aesthetic frosty that he is and read a book before bed. No, not wattpad like us horny freaks, an actual book. I know been forever.  Then after he reads for a decent amount he ticks the others in knowing SOME OF THEM don't sleep. After that, he goes on wattpad and horno Zane is activated. Nobody  knows he stays up till one am reading wattpad (PFFT AMATEUR!!)

Nya- She is surprisingly not that weird before bed and kinda is a normal person and just scrolls and scrolls till her phone dies and when it does she cuddles with something and makes fake scenarios in her head. Admit it we all do it! She does that and gets VERY VERY HORNY SOMETIMES!! And then scroll s'more and get tired and hit the hay.

Cole- He goes down stairs and has a piece of cake and milk. Because why not? And like jay he can't sleep without it! Then he takes a normal shower and reads gossip magazines and like nya after that, he creates many fake scenarios in his head. But when he does he never stops. After he finally sleeps he goes downstairs and sleep eats.

Lloyd- SLEEP? HAH SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK!! Just kidding! He sleeps but at like at weird times. Like sometimes he sleeps at 114th others at 5 bc he plays video games half the night and goes on TikTok half the night. He also watches those cringe memes on YouTube or pintrest. Then when he feels like sleeping, he'll use the bathroom and gi ti sleep when he feels like it. It's all because of that damn phone! We've heard that phrase too much 💀

What do u guys do before u sleep? Hah imagine sleeping! Can't relate 🥲 ☠️ but really though! Are you jay? Or perhaps Kai? Of Zane maybe? Or a mix of many? Eh I don't know but there's a handful of y'all nocturnal btches... I'm with ya all time!

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