Empires SMP Out Of Context

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Joey trying to flirt with Xornoth:

 Joey: Hello, handsome *winks*

 Xornoth, blushing: Hi, Joey

Joey: I like your pants. 

Xornoth: Thanks! 

Joey: I'd like them better if you weren't wearing them... 

Xornoth: You want me to change my clothes? I can go get a new pant!

 Joey: 

Xornoth: Do you want the new pant to be brown or black? 

Joey: 

Scott shows the wither rose alliance (and Jimmy) ice skating:

Gem: What kind of magic is this? They didn't teach this in the academy!

FWhip: What would happen if I used a jet pack to boost myself on the ice?

Katherine: Are you sure this is safe?

Sausage: WHEEEEEEEEE!

Jimmy: *unconscious because he fell on the ice*

Corrupted Xornoth meeting Pearl:

Xornoth: Fear me! I will destroy you and your lands

Pearl: Oh, so you like to fight? Lets go, demon boy!

Xornoth: Wait, no- You're supposed to be scared of me!

Pearl: Are we fighting or not?

Joey trying to buy Xornoth a gift:

Joey: He'd like this, right? 

Shrub: Yeah. it- 

Joey: And this too, right? I think he'd like both of these

 Shrub: Isn't one- 

Joey: Hey, that over there looks good too. I'll get that as well. 

Shrub: 

Joey: Maybe I should just buy the whole store. 

Shrub: I'm leaving before you give me to Xornoth as a gift, too.

Xornoth getting Joey a gift:

Xornoth: What do I get for a man who owns an entire empire and is super rich? 

Sausage: Experiences. Give him something to remember *winks* 

Xornoth: That's a great idea!

Xornoth: Can I get tickets to that theme park you're opening in Mythland? 

Sausage:

FWhip, Gem, and Sausage at a zoo:

FWhip: Sausage, if you pet the bear I'll give you 20 bucks

Sausage: Deal! 

Gem: NO-

Sausage, already in the bear enclosure: Come here, cutie!

Joey and Xornoth on a date:

Joey: How long do we have to be here to kiss? 

Joey: I think it's only a minute

 Xornoth: Wha- 

Joey: *kisses Xornoth* 

Scott, jumping out of a bush: I KNEW IT!

S2 Joey, robbing Scott:

Joey: Give me all your treasure!

Scott: IF you wanted to sleep with me, all you had to do is ask.

Joey: No, I meant-

Scott: You're very hot, I'd totally go for it. Are you a top?

Joey: Yes, but-

Scott: Excellent! Meet me at my house in an hour.

Joey:

Katherine, Shelby, FWhip, Gem, and Scott hanging out:

Katherine: You're very pretty!

Shelby: Awwww, you're prettier!

FWhip: Stop making the rest of us feel single!

Shelby: Not our fault you can't get laid.

FWhip:

Gem:

Scott: She's got a point.

Someone set off a bomb in Stratos:

Joel: Dammit, FWhip!

FWhip: It wasn't me this time, I swear.

Joel: Oh, ok then.

Joel: Dammit, Scott!

Scott: I didn't do it either!

Joel: Then who did?

Pix: *whistles*