"hey fyodor pssssssttt..!" dazai says as he looks at fyodor from the glass seperating them
"what do you want dazai" fyodor replies as he looks up from his book
"well i was wonderingggg if you wanted to have a sweeettt sweeeeeettt dinner date with me" he says as he flutters his eyelashes at fyodor and the man gives him an unreadable expression
"hmm alright sure" fyodor says as he smirks through the glass
meanwhileeee
"what the hell are they planning?? is a dinner date like a secret code or something? we seriously dont get paid enough to watch these two.." guard 1 says as he sighs and looks at his screen
"well at least we still get paid" guard 2 says as he eats the chips he brought for the night, "plus its entertaining to watch what theyre doing or saying because most of the time its just something random ykno" he shrugs and contently munches on his chips
"i guess youre right.. still we gotta know what this dinner date is about so we know that they arent planning something, also who the hell asks someone for a dinner date at 2am??" guard 1 says with an exasperated expression
then dazai began to laugh, like not dem normal laughs like maniacal laughter and he just keeps going both guards look confused as they stare at the screen
"WUAUHAHAHWHAHAWYHAHSHAHAHHAHWHAH" dazai continues to laugh as fyodor looks tiredly at him
you see they just had their dinner date, in their heads, (apparently they can read eachothers minds or wtv and no do not say that they cant they fcuking can) and when they did dazai accidentally made the candle on their nice candle light table dinner date light the damn table on fire and now he cant stop laughing and they didnt even get to enjoy their food yet, well fydoor didnt get to enjoy it thats for sure
ran out of brain juice so thats the only thing ur gettin out of me ☠️☠️☠️☠️
YOU ARE READING
Fyozai stuff idk
Short Storydont expect much becayse i probably wont write muxh idk plus dont expect them to be good my book i do whatever i want with it (im trying not to be a people pleaser anymore) also like maybe ther r js some chapters that r about dazai n other ppl or fy...
