A New Bug-Bob Duncan and Mr.Moseby Fanfiction

butter sticks

*i haven't updated this for a while oops but here's your update :)))

*BOB POV*
Moseby opened the door which revealed a dimly lit room, but this wasn't just a regular room this was like a HUGE room.

 "What is this place?" 

"This is the 'extermination' room" Moseby said,smirking.

 There was loud music playing and strippers. It was basically a club.

"Why am I here?"I asked. It's not that I didn't want to be here, I'd do anything to get away from my shit house and kids. 

"You are here because i chose you" Moseby said," you will begin your journey tomorrow."

 "A JOURNEY?!? WHATS THAT MEAN?" I yelled over the loud music. 

"You'll know tomorrow." Moseby smiled,"now let me get you a drink"

• • •

*MOSEBY POV*
Bob didn't know what I could do, he didn't even know what he could do.

That's why he is perfect for my mission.

I just need to gain his trust, it's good I know exactly how to do it. 

I guided Bob to the bar and grabbed him one of the heaviest drinks we have.

"Here Bob have a drink"

 I handed him the drink.

"Ok." 

He drank the whole thing and handed me back the cup.

"Was it good, Bob?" I asked him.

If I wanted my plan to work I had to get Bob drunk,really drunk."YES! NOW GIVE ME ANOTHER CUP!" Bob pounded his fist on the table.

 "Ok,ok another drink coming."

*BOB POV*
Moseby was giving me another drink.

 I had never had this drink before,it was a purple-ish colour, but what the hell I drank it anyway.

The drink was making me very dizzy,but the taste made up for it. It was like eating chocolate,cupcakes,cake, and ice cream altogether!!!

 I drank down another cup, I HAD TO HAVE MORE OF THIS STUFF!

• • •
*MOSEBY POV*
After handing Bob his 5th cup of the 'drink' I decided to show him the whole 'extermination' room. 

"Bob I think that's enough drinks for you," 

I said, taking his arm and pulling him away from the bar," how 'bout I show you a special room."

 "O-okay" Bob said with a slur.

I smirked, my plan was working , time for step 3.

I walked Bob over to what most would call the 'stripping room', at least that's what I call it.

 All around the room people were stripping, but what caught my eye the most was the two blond midgets walking out of one of the doors with a woman.

I looked closer and saw the two little assholes I had dealt with earlier.

"Okay,Bob I want you to stay right here," I sat Bob down on a chair,"I'll be right back." 

I stormed over to where the assholes were sitting.

"WHAT ARE YOU FUCKERS DOING HERE?! THIS IS MY GHETTO HANGOUT NOT YOURS!!"

 I screamed at them.

" Well,I think ya know what we're doing here."One of the dickheads said.

 I looked at the woman,

" DON'T TELL ME YA HAD A THREESOME WITH THEM!" 

The woman smirked.

 Some people here, god. 

"WAIT HOW'D YOU EVEN GET IN HERE WTF?!!! IMMA HAVE TO TELL YO MOTHER ALL ABOUT THIS!! AND WHERE'S THAT OTHER ASS AT?!"

 The woman looked behind me.

I turned around,"WTF?!!BOB NOOOOOO!!"

 I ran over to Bob where the other ass was doing a lap dance on him.

"GET YO ASS OFF BOBBB!!" 

I screamed. 

I grabbed the kid's hair and pulled him off Bob.

"M-moseby?" Bob slurred at me.

I turned around to see the kids,"YOU BETTER GO BACK TO YO ARCADE!!"The kids ran out of the room.

"AND STOP RUNNING IN MY HANGOUT ROOM!!"I growled,"YO MAKING IT MORE GHETTO!!"

• • •

I grabbed Bob and pulled him into a dark room with a big bed in the middle.

I was going to go on with my plan even if those dickheads were trying to get in the way of it.I grabbed Bob and pushed him onto the bed.

Bob,still drunk, grinned and started pulling off my clothes.

My plan was working. 

I started pulling off Bob's clothes,violently ripping them off.

When we were fully naked, I pulled Bob onto the bed."Are you ready for this,Bob?"

 I said.

" I've always been!" 

Bob started to kiss me. 

I quickly reached for my magical weapon, 

the golden stick of butter. 

I stuck it up Bob's ass and twisted it.

Bob began moaning as I kept twisting the stick,this really is the most powerful weapon I've been given. I kept on twisting until Bob said it was my turn.

"It's your turn Moseby"

 Bob said, pulling the butter from my hand.

 I smirked,"Okay,Bobbie" Bob stuck the butter up my ass and, oh my god, damn it felt sooooo good. I moaned and everything. 

Deen's products are always the best.

*BOBS POV*
I stuck the butter up Moseby's ass and started it like he had before.

Not long after I hear him start to moan. 

He started muttering something about a journey or Deen or something,but all I thought about was how this was so much better than my life. 

Even if I was pretending to be drunk, I liked doing that. 

I wish I could stay with Moseby forever, although I had just met him, I loved Moseby.

He is soooooo nice and comforting, and protects me.

 He also is good in bed, which is always a plus. Maybe after this I could ask if I could stay in the hotel with him. 

It would be better knowing I wouldn't have to live in that shit house again.I would also never see my wife ever again.

Yay!

 I pulled the butter stick out of Moseby's ass and gave it to him.

" I liked this Moseby." I said, getting my clothes back on.

Moseby pulled his clothes back on and stuck the butter stick in his pocket," I liked it too."